I love to kill things. I am not a traditional hunter, going around with a gun. I kill things with my mind. The other day I killed a goose just by staring at it for fifteen hours. I hate geese with an intense passion. All geese should fear me. Oh and I like to color too. I tend to color outside the lines because I’m a rebel.
Oonica Boovan-Education
While attending Winona State University, I was in a sorority and would often spend late nights at $5 Pizza and Zaza’s. Trust me, I know how to have a good time, but I also know how to get down to business. I can arrange a mad bouquet, which is why I majored in Floral Therapy. I also participated in the Rock Climbing Club, the Student Radio and the Biology Club.
Hubert Alman – Hobbies
Because my job is so rigorous, I only spend my free time on hobbies and passions that I truly enjoy. Cussing at children has been something I have enjoyed for a while now and it brings me joy whenever I find the time to squeeze it into my schedule. When I’m not cussing at children, I enjoy making memes and putting them on popular meme websites. The meme community is one that I am well known in and I love being a part of it.
Hubert Alman – Education
I have always been passionate about all things criminal. So getting a PhD in criminal special effects was a no brainer. Being from St. Paul, I decided to attend the U of M to be closer to home, therefore, I graduated from the University of Minnesota with a degree in special effects. I then realized that gophers are weird, and I went on to get my PhD in criminal special effects from UW-Madison. My class schedule consisted of watching Criminal Minds and Law and Order SVU then recreating all the bloody scenes. Getting a degree in criminal special effects has been the best decision of my life and my passion for blood and gore has added to my experience as a corporate nurse.
Edan Tollefliott- Hobbies
My hobbies include cussing at children and slipping slowly into madness. There’s no better feeling than seeing the horror and confusion in a child’s eyes while I shout my favorite profanities towards them. Some say I’m cruel, but I just like to think I’m unique and ahead of my time. I consider the Grinch and I to be extremely similar in several ways. He had it right, living by himself far away from society with his dog and scaring anyone that might come near. Like the Grinch, I lay in my bed and stare at the ceiling slipping slowly into madness deep in thought and planning.
Edan Tollefliott- Post-secondary Education
I got my bachelors and masters in criminal forensic science and a minor in management at Deep Springs College in Deep Springs California. I then continued on and got my PhD in Criminal Management at Pyongyang University of Foreign Students in North Korea where I was relentlessly bullied by a twelve year old boy that spent his time on campus, which is where my deep hate for children stems from. I lived in the dorms all 8 years of my postsecondary education and never talked to a single person or joined a single club. I spent most of my time plotting, what for, I can’t discuss at this time.
Geranna Alger- Hobbies
My main hobby is underwater basketweaving. It is as fun as it sounds, but people are usually confused when I tell them that it is my favorite thing to do in my free time. Underwater basketweaving is a way to destress after a long day of work. I like it because I am able to become one with the jellyfish, dolphins, and other sea life. I put on a wetsuit and my mermaid tail and weave baskets for my loved ones. My other hobby is palm reading. The only reason I am interested in it is because it is one of my special skills. Not everyone has the power to tell a person’s future by looking at their palms. But, since I have the skill, I put it to use on anyone who is interested.
Alexandra Warling – Netflix Poetics
My college experience was pretty boring. Netflix has been around for years but it all changed when I realized there can be poems made by clipping and slicing film parts together, that is why I have a job in Commercial Dealing since my degree basically specializes in the same thing. I spent most of my days lounging around in my dorm, my major mainly consisted of just watching films and editing. Since most of my work could be done during the day, i went out all the time at night. That’s how i started singing karaoke. Its also how i started cooking from home so much because i was always in my dorm.
Alexdi Farkins- Hobbies
When I’m not sitting in a vending machine, I spend my free time doing what I love most. One of my biggest passions is riding in taxis, I would almost consider it a second job. I feel that as a civilian it is my duty to review every taxi driver in the state of Minnesota. I do this so future passengers know what they are getting into. One draw back to this heroic act is I get severely car sick if I am in a vehicle for more than four minutes but still, I keep moving forward. Another hobby of mine is soap carving, I sell miniature sculptures of biblical figures out of soap.
Alexlivia Sullistead- Hobbies
My whole career is based on trying to make people laugh and it can be stressful. A way I destress is regularly practicing “Goat Yoga”. There’s something about bending my body into weird positions while goats are playing around me that really does it for me. Although, sometimes the goats get a little feisty and they try to ram me with their horns. But, other than that it is very relaxing. I am also obsessed with celebrities. Some of my friends think it is unhealthy but, I can’t help myself. There is something about climbing over armed fences and looking through their windows that is exhilarating. Occasionally some celebrities file restraining orders but those details don’t matter. But hey! That’s a free autograph! So I count that as a win in my book!
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