This is an everyday staple for me since I’m always on the run!
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I started off as a liaison of the Seattle Police Department to try and catch drivers who aren’t paying attention or who wouldn’t stop for a pedestrian. Now, I have started my own business as a vigilante. I get paid by generous donations and by the money I make from throwing dinner parties. My business has grown in size and I have a few interns that have great potential for future “sham pedestrians”.
Bonjour, I went to Harvard for 8 Years. My time there was life changing. I majored in marketing and decided to get my PHD in Sympathetic Marketing. I head that Marketing is a tough job. I was too lazy to do that all that hard Marketing stuff so I decided to make it more specific and easy for myself. Sympathetic Marketing is basically a therapist but for people in the field of marketing. We are taught to feel bad for others and try to connect with their problems. It’s a sad world. Rip.
In 2015 I earned my PhD in Cultural Security. I studied at Saint Louis in Missouri, and I study aboard in Russia at a facility that had spys. The classes I took were really weird and I did not enjoy any of them but for some reason I just stuck with the major but who knew that I’d be so happy in the field I work in.
In my freetime, you can expect that 60% of the time, I will be arguing with people online, mainly about ghosts. I have very prominent ideas, and most of the time, I am not willing to change my view. I have a lot of knowledge in my 8 years that I have been alive. I graduated with a PhD at a record speed of 4 years. So yes, whatever we are arguing about, I am most likely right.
Another one of my hobbies is chemistry. Right now, I am trying to create a serum to make ghosts visible to everyone. With my PhD in Public Ghosts, I am trying to further the education to the public about ghosts. I personally have very strong connections with ghosts. They are about everywhere I go, so I am rarely ever alone. Ever since I was 3, my best friends have been ghost. My dream is that one day, everyone will be able to see ghosts, and connect with them on the level that I do.
As some of you may know, growing up on a farm presents its own challenges. For instance, entertainment was hard to come by so we had to get creative. Chasing chickens was one of the few pastimes I truly enjoyed and developed a passion for. Some people get enveloped into the world of cock fighting, I got enamored with the world of cock racing. Other than this, crying works too.
Something people may not know about me is that I love playing with matches. You can do it anywhere, inside, outside, in the light or even in the dark. My favorite place to get matches is at Kwik Trip just because those ones are free. Staring at fire is just so fun to me. Anyone want to play with matches with me?
My favorite hobby is window shopping. I like two different kinds of this, and I love to find new windows for my house and friends’ houses. I also love to walk in the mall and simple look in the store window and just buy whatever! Nothing beats just buying random stuff and wasting money for the joy of it.
Jawin Courtver had an extremely invigorating education. Jawin has earned his Masters in Innovative Biology while attending Arizona State University. His area of study lead him to research the relatively new idea of animal robots. All of his peers never took him seriously because Jawin never shared his discoveries. Jawin was a very private person because he believed that someone would take his idea. He is currently developing a software but is searching for investors who actually think his idea is good.
Hobbie #1: I love bee keeping. What inspired me to be a bee keeper was the Bee Movie. I just think that falling in love with a bee is a beautiful thing. They are cute and fuzzy. Also, Black and Yellow are my favorite colors. The song Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa is a bop. I think that these beautiful stinging creatures deserve the best. They are what is keeping us alive. They make honey, spread pollen, and they like jazz.
Hobbie #2: I love washing mushrooms. I like the way they look and feel. They’re also delicious on pizza and in stir fry. I love me some mushrooms. When I consume it, I feel like I’m in a whole other world. Things look funky. I like funky fun guys. ah ha ha…
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