Category: Education

I attended Lumière University Lyon 2 in France for four years where I learned to become an entrepreneur while also studying mysticism. I then got my PhD within another 3 years of school while merging the two subjects. I learned to create products of spiritual gain and distribute them in the most humane of ways. And yes I do grow pot in my spare time. The dankest of dank.

I received my Bachelors in Public Sciences. So basically throughout college I conducted experiments on people in public places without their permission. I loved every second of it. I don’t really use my degree in my job now but, I’m glad I still have experience in that field. 

I received my degree in Sociological Activism a few years back at the University of Tokyo. It was the perfect major for me because it taught me how to promote changes within human behavior. My background in this sort of knowledge helps me with my current job of corporate investor. Since I understand people really well, I am easily able to convince them things.

My college experience was quite lonely. I am an outcast in Tokyo, so it was tough to find true friends. Though, I was able to hang out with a few of my professors on the weekends. I am just glad I got out of there in 5 years instead of 7.

Bonjour, I went to Harvard for 8 Years. My time there was life changing. I majored in marketing and decided to get my PHD in Sympathetic Marketing. I head that Marketing is a tough job. I was too lazy to do that all that hard Marketing stuff so I decided to make it more specific and easy for myself. Sympathetic Marketing is basically a therapist but for people in the field of marketing. We are taught to feel bad for others and try to connect with their problems. It’s a sad world. Rip.

Jawin Courtver had an extremely invigorating education. Jawin has earned his Masters in Innovative Biology while attending Arizona State University. His area of study lead him to research the relatively new idea of animal robots. All of his peers never took him seriously because Jawin never shared his discoveries. Jawin was a very private person because he believed that someone would take his idea. He is currently developing a software but is searching for investors who actually think his idea is good.

While attending Winona State University, I was in a sorority and would often spend late nights at $5 Pizza and Zaza’s. Trust me, I know how to have a good time, but I also know how to get down to business. I can arrange a mad bouquet, which is why I majored in Floral Therapy. I also participated in the Rock Climbing Club, the Student Radio and the Biology Club.