Ludi Littleland: PhD, Speculative Diplomacy

If I’m being honest, I only got this PhD because it was what my current profession (McDonald’s Writer) required that I have. According to my Google research, my PhD has to do with theories about managing international relations. Which is where I think my hobby of stalking celebrities originally came from. After undergrad, I went on to grad school at a very advanced university in Tokyo. I took multiple classes about theoretical science, world geography, and politics. I ended with a decent GPA of 1.6, but with a little convincing here and there I was able to pull through with a PhD in Speculative Diplomacy.

Chrisdan Grepatrick, Hobbies

Hobbie #1: I love bee keeping. What inspired me to be a bee keeper was the Bee Movie. I just think that falling in love with a bee is a beautiful thing. They are cute and fuzzy. Also, Black and Yellow are my favorite colors. The song Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa is a bop. I think that these beautiful stinging creatures deserve the best. They are what is keeping us alive. They make honey, spread pollen, and they like jazz.

Hobbie #2: I love washing mushrooms. I like the way they look and feel. They’re also delicious on pizza and in stir fry. I love me some mushrooms. When I consume it, I feel like I’m in a whole other world. Things look funky. I like funky fun guys. ah ha ha…

#notadruggie #Beemovie

Hubert Alman – Hobbies

Because my job is so rigorous, I only spend my free time on hobbies and passions that I truly enjoy. Cussing at children has been something I have enjoyed for a while now and it brings me joy whenever I find the time to squeeze it into my schedule. When I’m not cussing at children, I enjoy making memes and putting them on popular meme websites. The meme community is one that I am well known in and I love being a part of it.

Hubert Alman – Education

I have always been passionate about all things criminal. So getting a PhD in criminal special effects was a no brainer. Being from St. Paul, I decided to attend the U of M to be closer to home, therefore, I graduated from the University of Minnesota with a degree in special effects. I then realized that gophers are weird, and I went on to get my PhD in criminal special effects from UW-Madison. My class schedule consisted of watching Criminal Minds and Law and Order SVU then recreating all the bloody scenes. Getting a degree in criminal special effects has been the best decision of my life and my passion for blood and gore has added to my experience as a corporate nurse.

Alexdi Farkins- Hobbies

When I’m not sitting in a vending machine, I spend my free time doing what I love most. One of my biggest passions is riding in taxis, I would almost consider it a second job. I feel that as a civilian it is my duty to review every taxi driver in the state of Minnesota. I do this so future passengers know what they are getting into. One draw back to this heroic act is I get severely car sick if I am in a vehicle for more than four minutes but still, I keep moving forward. Another hobby of mine is soap carving, I sell miniature sculptures of biblical figures out of soap.

Rodcent Petercloth, Hotel Model

When people hear the words “Hotel Model” they typically think of the little plastic scale inch models of hotels that may be built or are in the process of being built. That’s not what I am. As a hotel model, I model for many different hotels to help advertise their business and show off how wonderful they are to stay in. I’ve done advertisements for Hilton, Marriott, Embassy Suites, and I hope to one day model at the Ritz-Carlton. I do everything from photoshoots at the breakfast buffet to modeling at the conventions held in the hotel, and I even model the newest swimsuits next to the pool. 

Geranna Alger, Corporate Investor

As a Corporate Investor, I consider myself highly professional. I invest in companies that I know will not go broke anytime soon. It’s my second year on the job and so far I’ve invested in some amazing companies. The main ones being Pizza Hut, Forever 21, and Nintendo. The best part about my job? I work from home. Yes, I get to do all of my work from the comfort of my bean bag. I normally work four hours a day, 8-noon. My boss is very understanding. He gives me guidance and as many sick days as needed.

Edald Peterman – Professional Taste tester

Do you find yourself curious about what goes on in a day of the life of a professional taste tester? Well you’re in luck. My name is Edald Peterman and I work as a professional taste tester in St. Paul, Minnesota so I have a clear and in depth understanding on all the ins and outs of the industry.

Often times when an individual hears about the professional taste testing industry they will assume the job is as simple as laying around and eating food all day. While I do indulge in some delicious and decadent dishes from notorious chefs around the world, my job can be extremely demanding and time consuming.

Some of my responsibilities include tracking down new talent, whether locally here in Minnesota OR working with colleagues in other continents to locate skilled chefs. This means majority of my time I spend “stalking” Yelp reviews for websites, or even “stalk” potential clients on social media platforms such as Instagram or Facebook to get a first hand look at what they have to offer.

Once I track down a potential client, I get in contact and set up a meeting. At this meeting they cook for me, explain the thought process behind the meal and then they leave me to thoroughly taste the food they made. I then review the food, give a rating and then match up the chef with a restaurant or catering business depending on their worthiness. I would consider myself a matchmaker for skilled professionals in the food industry.

Ludi Littleland, Hobbies

No one seems to enjoy the best things in life like making intricate paper airplanes. Especially ones of all different shapes, colors, and wingspans. My favorite type of paper to use is loose leaf paper because it folds nicely. But while I’m an airplane artist during the day, at night I’m out in the hills of Hollywood stalking celebrities- yet I prefer the word “visiting” rather than “stalking” because it makes me sound creepy. Some may ask, “aren’t you from Tokyo? How do you stalk celebrities in Hollywood?” well some people don’t know that Hollywood is only a 10 hour nonstop flight from here through Delta Airlines. It’s completely doable. Just don’t ask how I’m able to turn off their security systems- I have my connections.

Jarwin Courtver, Staring at the Ceiling & Trying Different Barbecue Sauces

Jawin readily likes to seclude himself to stare at ceilings because he finds his day job too stressful. He get overwhelmed to the point where he just shuts down. After approximately 15 or 20 minutes he usually regains consciousness and gains an incredible appetite for barbecue sauces. Jawin is a regular at several local Seattle restaurants but he never remembers he’s eaten there before. The restaurants are pleased by his business but often get quite annoyed when Jawin rates them the worst sauce in the city. Jawin has yet to find the best barbecue sauce. Please give him recommendations of places to try!