Reject Olives

This is what helps me get my day started and gives my skin a flawless complexion for modeling.

Ingredients & Supplies:

  1. 1-2 cans of your favorite olives, pitted. 
  2. Can opener.
  3. Chilled Glass. 

Directions:

  1. Open can(s) of olives using the can opener, but do not fully remove the lid. 
  2. Drain olive juice into the chilled glass. 
  3. Reject the olives and pitch them into the trash.
  4. Enjoy your glass of fresh olive juice!

Fav Food

I dont know about you guys but I love some cream cheese. Here’s my recipe, the secret ingredient is one of Oonica Boovan’s farm fresh eggs!

  • 4 cups (32oz /1000ml) whole milk (I like Fairlife)
  • 2-3 tablespoons lemon juice (or orange Juice)
  • 1/4 – 1/2 teaspoon salt and sometimes pepper
  • TLC
  • Fresh egg (the secret)
  • Do you really need instructions? Figure it out on your own!!!!
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Actual photo of what it looks like when I cook

Alexandra Warling – Cream Cheese roll ups

This is one of my favorite recipes since it uses cream cheese.

Ingredients

  • 1 package of cream cheese, or 2 if you really like cream cheese like me
  • 3 slices of salami cut the long way (i would suggest buying a whole log)
  • pepperoncini peppers, drained (as many as you need to fill the long slices of salami)

Directions

  1. Cut the salami horizontally to make long slices
  2. slap on some cream cheese in a heavy, thick layer
  3. lay the pepperoncini peppers across the cream cheese
  4. roll the hot dog way and there you go!

Nicholippe Stromley: Hobbies

When it comes to hobbies, some say I am a bit “strange”. However, one of my hobbies is also a source of income: throwing dinner parties! I love having friends over and cooking for them. Sometimes, ill put ads up on craigslist and cook for people and they’ll pay me! Another one of my favorite things to do is slip slowly into madness. Oh boy what fun! Sometimes ill just scream for hours on end as my mind slowly unravels and I take the dark path of unbalanced mania and discover the crazed raving psychopath that I wish I was. What a thrill! Theres nothing quite like chasing innocent bystanders around and scaring the little children!

WOMBO COMBO Pizza

Do you love a good old savory meatzza? How about a rich, decadent chocolate pizza? Well, you’re in luck, because now you can have both at once!

Ingredients

1can (11 oz) refrigerated pizza crust

1/2lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef

1/2lb bulk Italian sausage

1/4 cup tomato paste

1/4 cup chocolate-hazelnut spread

1/2cup diced cod

1oz thinly sliced deli salami, cut into quarters

$1/2cup chopped pig liver

1cup shredded Cheddar cheese (4 oz)

1cup shredded mozzarella cheese (4 oz) 

1/2 cup semisweet chocolate chips

2 tablespoons milk chocolate chips

2 tablespoons white chocolate chips

2 tablespoons chopped hazelnuts, toasted

Steps

  1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15×10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet; starting at center, press out dough into 15×10-inch rectangle.
  2. In 10-inch nonstick skillet, cook beef and sausage over medium-high heat 6 to 8 minutes, stirring frequently, until beef is thoroughly cooked and sausage is no longer pink; drain.
  3. Mix tomato paste and chocolate hazelnut spread in a bowl for the sauce. Spread sauce to within 1/2 inch of edges of dough. Top with cooked drained meat and remaining ingredients.
  4. Bake 13 to 16 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese is melted.
  5. Indulge!
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Paranormal Agent

I work as a paranormal agent for the PAA (paranormal agent agency) I track and hunt down ghosts and build relationships with them to work as an informant on the inside. Once Im on the inside I relay information back to the PAA. Thats about all there is to it. Basically if you aren’t calling the ghostbusters you’re calling us.

Ludi Littleland: PhD, Speculative Diplomacy

If I’m being honest, I only got this PhD because it was what my current profession (McDonald’s Writer) required that I have. According to my Google research, my PhD has to do with theories about managing international relations. Which is where I think my hobby of stalking celebrities originally came from. After undergrad, I went on to grad school at a very advanced university in Tokyo. I took multiple classes about theoretical science, world geography, and politics. I ended with a decent GPA of 1.6, but with a little convincing here and there I was able to pull through with a PhD in Speculative Diplomacy.

Hobbies and other intricacies

Hobby #1: Running my black metal fansite

Contrary to popular belief this is not a fansite about heavy death metal. The ambiguous title is simply to attract a wider audience. I actually am a licensed blacksmith, making medieval weaponry and posting it on a separate blog from this one. I’ve made an assortment of short swords and maces, as well as full body suits of armor.

I’m not as active as I’d like to be in the profession however, seeing as how these weapons are strictly for show and not many people in our Zoomer generation can handle any sort of sharp object without fainting or seriously injuring themselves.

Whatever the case, materials are quite hard to come by and even more expensive than they are scarce; which leads me to my next hobby…

Hobby #2: Investing

Not much to say here, I like money. I use money I earn to invest in other companies, in exchange for an extra percentage in addition to the money I loaned. I only rarely need to send out a bounty hunter to collect my payments.

Luona

It was hard to find a parking spot in the parking ramp and that was annoying then when I find a good seat the person next to me is chewing popcorn so loud its annoying!!! But I don’t know about you guys but I love super heros and recently I’ve been obsessed with the one when his father dies and his son, T’Challa has to return home to the African nation of Wakanda and take his rightful place as king. And a powerful enemy comes to try and wreck everything! Do you know what one I’m talking about? You guessed it Black Panther. WAKANDA FOREVER!!!!!!!!

Rodder Culling

My college experience was very interesting. I graduated NYU with a PhD in Public Ghosts. I have always been fascinated with ghosts, ever since I saw my first one when I was two. We were best friends. I often still get visits from him today. I did not make any friends in college, because I am currently 8, and all I got was weird looks when I tried to make friends. I guess people feel pretty intimidated when an 8 year old is smarter than them. However, I had many ghost friends that kept me company. When I wasn’t studying in the library, I was most likely watching The Simpsons with my best friend Roger, who is a 80 year old deceased man.