My dream vacation would have to be Chernobyl in Ukraine. I watched the horror movie “Chernobyl Diaries” where a group of people go there for a tour. They all end up dead but, I still want to go. I’m looking for something to give me a thrill. Radiation poisoning would be my main goal of the trip. I’ve heard that the animals that are still there have 10 legs or 5 eyes and other mutations. I would want to grow another eye so that I would improve my hobby/skill of stalking celebrities. It would be a dream of mine to be able to go to Chernobyl.
Reject Sushi
Ingredients
Fresh Fish (of your choice)
Grass
Uncooked white rice
First, find a fish. Any fish. Usually, I go to the pet store and buy a goldfish just because I like the texture the best. Take it out of the water for a bit and it will usually be ready to eat in an hour or so. Roll that baby up in some uncooked rice. I like the crunch that the uncooked rice brings to this dish and I think it has such a nice, rustic flavor to it. After the fish is thickly coated in some crunchy rice, take the fish and wrap some fine cut grass around it. I, personally, like fresh cut grass in the spring, but when I can’t find that, I go to the store and pick leaves off of plants…It works just as well. Finally, finish off with a pinch of salt, a crack of pepper and enjoy!
I’m In Love With A Meme…
Have I ever had a crush on an animated character? No, I can’t say that I have, but what I can say is that I have had a deep personal connection to my favorite meme, Bad Luck Brian.
I have spent my free time making memes for years now…and over the course of those years I have found myself relating to Brian on so many levels, it’s like I know him and have a real connection with him. That huge smile, his plaid vest, all of his bad luck, I love him! I too, could be a bad luck Brian. I sometimes feel like I have never-ending bad luck. It feels like the universe is just telling me that I can’t do anything right. I don’t mean to throw myself a pity party, but I can’t help but feel like nobody knows the true me. I know that I am not a saint, trust me, I know that cussing at children and ordering sushi every single night is not healthy and there are way better hobbies that I could take up, but it is just my way of life.
Aquaman
My favorite movie has hands down got to be Aquaman. As many of you may know already, I have a PHD in Marine Media so I just love all things water. Oh and I love a good superhero. Not to mention, the plot is just amazing. I watch the movie at least 5 times in a row (including credits) and I sob every time it’s over. I wish Aquaman was real so I could learn from him.
Wild Card
Q: Is it better to live where there are four seasons or where one season takes up most of the year?
A: For me, one season would be ideal. I struggle with allergies so one season, specifically Winter, would be the best. Not to mention, you can stay in during the winter… therefore no forced socialization!
Edan Tollefliott, Twilight
The most incredible movie in the world, without a doubt is the first Twilight movie. Whenever I’m not working, cussing at children or slowly slipping into madness I am watching this movie. The acting and cinematography is incredible and top of the line, which is why I was shocked that it didn’t win any oscars in 2008.
Against popular opinion, I am team Jacob, but that doesn’t mean I think Edward isn’t good for Bella. Jacob is just better.
Meme Life
Look Mom, I’m a Meme!- Geranna Alger
Look Ma, I’m a Meme
Edan Tollefliott, My Life is a Joke
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