Cliffhanger

As a young girl, Alexandra had incredible strength, but being a 15 year old still stuck in elementary school, she was heavily picked on.

One day, she was walking and she found a nickel on the sidewalk. “My lucky day!” she exclaimed. Then, a man came and tapped her on the shoulder from behind, “Sorry ma’am, but that is my son’s nickel, he dropped it and wanted it to buy an ice cream”

“That sucks.” She said and pulled out a gun. She shot the boy in the arm. “I think you should use this nickel to pay for your hospital bills instead.” She tosses the nickel back to the dad. “Why would you do this??” The father cries.

“I’ve never loved myself and my parents were abusive” she smirks over her shoulder while she walks away. While there were several complications with her careless violence, she immersed herself in an extensive array of knowledge, in Dune. In fact really the only thing she did understand. Anyways, the importance of that is not important at all, or is it?

Rura’s Expectations

I’m a chisler, really. Chisling this, chisling that. A sculptor, really. But, I’ll keep you laughing. Kind of a dork… My buddy, Urbo, and Suburbo and I are always looking for something – trouble, fun, you name it. We take it seriously. We have to; we’re desperate. Sad, really. Who knows, might win the lottery. It’s happened before. Millions upon millions.

Rura scratches away the silver coating from the lottery ticket, and what do you know? Rura wins her money back. The letdown is palpable, the air exiting the room like a spent balloon. But, Rura won’t give up. Look. Everyone’s laughing now; Urbo, Suburbo, and I. Rura’s laughing too. Maniacally.

Bikini Bottom

Prompt: If you could abandon this life/planet/universe to join any fantasy world, which would it be and why?

If I were to abandon this perfect life living in Tokyo and working for McDonald’s, I could totally imagine myself in Bikini Bottom because there is not a care in the world down there. I would then get a job at Weenie Hut Jrs. because contrary to popular belief, their pay is spectacular. I would then move into my leather boot home with my pet snail right on the edge of Goo Lagoon so I can get that not so fresh underwater sea breeze. I know what you’re thinking though, ‘why don’t you want to live near Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward?’ I wouldn’t want to live near the iconic trio because that neighborhood has more drama than this season of the bachelor. And it’s Squidward’s fault.

Dream Vacation

Everyone dreams of being able to afford a vacation to a far-off land with their best friends or family. Personally, I would venture to my ancestral fatherland of Germany. First off, I would bring my brother so he could experience the culture and history of our predecessors. I would want to make this a whole week experience, take trains all over the country to see everything from the mountains and forests to cities and little villages. The first location would be a small town by the name of Ruhpolding where my great grandparents grew up and started their family before moving to the United States in 1938. As long as we’re in the countryside, we would spend some time in the Alps skiing and exploring the Black Forest. Then to the cities, where we could spend endless hours admiring the art and architecture of Berlin, Munich, and Frankfurt. All of this would be a beautiful overview of not only my heritage, but the storied history of Germany as a world power.

Biggest Darkest Fear

My biggest fear is one that is hard for me to openly discuss. My fear shakes me to my core. Unfortunately, my biggest fear and my favorite hobby are so closely relate, that every time I participate in my favorite hobby, it’s like flirting with death itself. My biggest fear… is Roosters. Ever since I was young, I would spend time chasing chickens on the farm. The Roosters did not like this fact. So as I would spend time chasing the chickens, The Roosters would then chase ME too.

Inception

My favorite movie of all time is Inception. Leonardo DiCaprio’s performance is simply DELICIOUS. Just like the McDonald’s food I put hair in. Delicious. I couldn’t think of a better actor, a better plot, and Leo has the most beautiful hair. If only I could get my hands on a few strands of it…