So the first part of my plan didn’t go as planned, but still ended up working out for me. Two imbeciles somehow put an end to the bank robbery, but as the mayor I was able to turn the story around and make myself look like the hero. My idiot constituents will believe anything as long as I’m wearing a suit. I’m still in the good graces in my city, so things are looking good.
I’ve given my henchmen instructions to set off a series of fires throughout the city. There’s nothing better than the smell of small businesses going up in smoke! I need to figure out how to stop these two fools that stopped me the first time. It shouldn’t be too hard considering one is a sorry excuse for a wizard. (I’ve heard he’s never gotten a spell right).





