Well where do I even start? My name is Magnus Nimbus. Growing up I was completely neglected by my parents. I was used as the house’s garden gnome, which might not sound too bad, but to say it was awful would be an understatement. I was out there in the rain, snow, and sleet day in and day out. Growing up like that takes a toll and at a certain point I started to spend every second in my pointy hat plotting my revenge.
My first move was to win the trust of the town that saw my tragic childhood and did nothing about it. Easily I became mayor in my Tri-State area city. All it took was kissing a few babies and I was well on my way of deploying my evil plan.
I had to be careful not to get caught so I could continue my reign of terror, so I found a rent henchmen site and got my own. The first job I gave my unnamed assistant was to rob the most successful bank in town. It went just as I had planned. A great step in creating madness in this hell hole.
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I gave you my darn vote! How could you want to seek revenge on a town that accepted you, even if you were just some sad excuse for a garden gnome. The next election will reflect on your actions accordingly, you rootin’ tootin’ sad excuse for a mayor!!!
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