As an international corporate nurse, I prioritize providing balance and well-rounded care for patients in many corporate settings around the world. While I am currently based in St. Paul, Minnesota, I find myself traveling to Dubai and Tokyo very often. Because of my PhD in Criminal Special Effects and a profound love for murder scenes in bad TV shows, I am highly trained in case of a gory emergency.
Eutie Lornandez, Astrological Secretary
As an Astrological Secretary, I keep track of records relating to zodiac signs and planets discussed in our daily meetings. I also write and publish horoscopes online, as well as answer phone calls and schedule appointments for clients seeking comprehensive horoscope readings in person.
Job and Degree
Job description: I work in the men’s health industry. I must taste every product my company makes. This includes energy solutions, shaving creams, and skincare lotions. I do this to ensure they are not only efficient, but enjoyable. And to ensure they will not kill the user. I have not been killed yet.
PhD, International Masculinity: It is important for all men to feel like men. While earning my PhD, I studied what different cultures of the world view as masculine. This varies greatly from nation to nation. In addition, I studied how to feel masculine no matter where I go.
Chrisden Grepatrick, Relationship Hairdresser
I help people who have relationship troubles fix their hair since they can’t fix their relationship problems. People like to come to me because not only am I good at fixing hair, I’m also good at listening. But to be honest honey, I don’t care about your problems, I just want the money.
Edan Tollefliott, McDonalds Activist
As a McDonalds Activist I advocate for Ronald McDonald to make sure his image is in good standing within society. If there is an issue or controversy involving Mr. McDonald I jump into action to make sure his name isn’t tarnished in any way, shape or form. I work in press regarding Mr. McDonald and advocate for him to be considered a worldwide treasure, just like Pitbull.
Abathan Appleburn, Drug Surrealist
I take various drugs such as cocaine, heroin, weed, molly, etc. Then I create abstract art while on the drugs. I will make artwork that doesn’t make sense, or illogical to normal sober people. Taking drugs while makings the art just increases the amount of illogic.
Jawin Courtver, Russian Cashier
Serves as a personal cashier for the growing Russian Community residing in Seattle, Washington. Exchanges money with Russians who don’t trust the American Banking System and acts as a community trustee. Stores large sums of money in undisclosed locations. Hasn’t found a use for his Innovative Biology Degree yet.
Oonica Boovan, McDonald’s Hairdresser
Little known to the public, there is a certain quota that needs to be met when it comes to the amount of single hairs found in food. The McDonald’s Hairdresser is in charge of strategically placing each of these hairs in McDonald’s Happy Meals, to either be ingested by customers, or discovered and brought to the counter for a refund. Think “Willy Wonka’s Golden Ticket”, except disgusting.
Alexdi Farkins, Beverage Robot
Most people are not familiar with my line of work, and that is because it takes an extreme set of skills to perfect the craft. To be honest my job gets a little lonely, for the most part I sit in a soda vending machine and I am the person who delivers the pop to the costumer. It’s pretty dark and cramped but, I don’t mind. PSA please stop kicking the vending machines, I’m working as fast as I can.
Talraham Abington, Sales Comedian
As a Sales Comedian I try my best to make the customer laugh as they shell out money for goods they don’t really need. I find that a good sense of humor can increase sales by making the customer feel like they are in on the joke. So, more than just products, I sell experiences, good times, and joy. This method has proven successful – case in point, I am laughing all the way to the bank. LOL.
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