The Last Clue

Several weeks went by before i saw Pink again. I gave up on my search for her and forgot that i actually killed somebody, well maybe killed somebody. I still don’t know where the body went to.

One day, i was chilling on my sofa when there was a knock on the door. Pink was standing there, completely wet and smelled like bell peppers. You know, that smell bell peppers have when you start chopping them up? Anyway, she barges into my house and tells me she lost the note her mother, Ms. Buttonsworth, gave her. She starts to pace. I point over to the kitchen counter asking her if that small sheet of paper i’ve been using as a coaster, is it. She excitedly yells “YES!” then runs back out of the house down the street. Hmpf. She didn’t even ask how my day was going. I was going to say bad, because i stubbed the same toe 3 times on the same corner. It was the WORST.

I decided to text her to make sure she was okay. In reality, i really didn’t care too much, since i have my closet organization to do, but she was still my friend, I guess.

“Hey whats been up with you lately? What does that symbol mean on the note?”

I waited a few hours and it got dark. She never even read my text. I was about to go to bed when i get a call from Pink. I answered it and all i could hear was heavy breathing.

“Pink are you okay? Whos there? Where is pink?”

I waited a few seconds. A man’s voice came from the other side.

“The symbol is not what it seems”

The phone line went dead. He hung up. I then got a text from pink with a blurry photo of the symbol. It was very hard to tell where she was or what she was doing because of the motion in the photo as well as the flash making it all white. Then, i realized what it meant. It all clicked. Pink was in trouble.

The spying game

After eating my hotdog, i decided to go back to the park to see if Ms. Buttonsworth’s body was still there. I would have assumed so since dead bodies don’t move right?

Wrong.

When i got back, there was no sign or trace of Pink or Ms. Buttonsworth. I tried searching the area for clues but there wasn’t even a single speck of blood. There should have at least been a little blood, since i stabbed her pretty hard.

I decided i had to find out where Pink went. I asked around to see if anybody had seen a girl with pink hair who looked old, but also young at the same time run around somewhere. The hotdog guy said he watched the whole fight and thought it was pretty messed up for a hot dog. I shrugged.

He went on to say, ” After you stabbed her, which you should be in jail for..”

I nodded kind of like i heard what he was saying but wasn’t listening.

“The pink haired lady ran across the road to the really old library. It should really be torn down if you think about it. The roof is being held up by 4 sticks.” I thanked him and ran over to the library.

Inside, I snuck around until i found Pink reading a really thick book. It was at least a foot high. I watched her as she read a piece of paper.. I wasn’t sure what she was going to do.. i found out that it must have been important because she left the note she was reading from. It was a symbol. It looked like 3 rings, tied together with a string.

After she left the library she walked to the donut shop. Maybe the three rings were 3 donuts tied together? After watching her order, it wasn’t for the symbol. Since she ordered a bismark donut, which don’t have holes in them.

After the donut shop I watched her go into a jewelry store. It all made sense now, the 3 rings were actually rings! As she walked in she started walking all the to the back of the store. I waited out front to see if she would come back. She never did. I went inside to ask one of the employes if she knows a pink haired girl.

She said, “There’s a pink haired girl that works here. I think she’s working right now.”

“oh great, can i speak to her?” I waited by the counter.

A different, pink haired girl comes out of the back.

“Can i help you with something?” She asks. I shook my head and left. Strange.

The Fight for the Hot Dog

After waiting for 12pm to hit, we ran as fast as we could towards each other, all meeting in the middle. The fight was glorious, magnificent and blood pumping! Just as i was about to reach for the hotdog, which we set down in the very middle of our fighting on the ground, Ms. Buttonsworth tells us to stop. She hesitantly grabs Pinks hand and says, “Pink.. i have something to tell you. Something really important. I am your mother”

Pink started to get teary eyed as my stomach kept growling. I know it was supposed to be an amazing moment and all, but i couldn’t help myself. So, i took out my switchblade and stabbed Ms. Buttonworth in the back. I ran away with the hotdog, never looking back. This was my life now. I was a cold hard criminal.

I needed a place to hide so i went into a dark alley. I sat behind a dumpster and ate my hotdog. I was still hungry. What does a girl have to do to get food around here? Pay for it? psh, please.

We bought a Hot Dog

Pink, Ms. Buttonsworth and me all were walking in the park enjoying the nice day. The sun was out, the birds were chirping, and we all decided we were getting a little peckish. There was a hotdog stand just up ahead so we decided to go get one. When we got there, it was $2 dollars, for a hotdog with fixings.

I looked in my wallet and i had 50 cents, Pink had $1, and Ms. Buttonsworth had 25 cents. About to lose all hope and starve, there was a quarter on the ground. Our lucky day. We bought the hot dog but then the dilemma was that we had to decide who got the hot dog. Sharing wasn’t a thing between us, too many bad experiences. The only logical way was a fight to the death, of course. We go into our positions and waited until high noon.

Peanut Butter and Salami

Now I know what you are all thinking… “what the hell is this dude talking about..?” But hey you know what they say- don’t knock it until you try it. Believe me I thought it was strange at first too back in high school when one of my buddies brought his own lunch to school and pulled this sandwich out of his bag. I’m like what you got there my guy and he’s gonna go ahead and say peanut butter and salami. nearly spitting out my water im like wait what? you’re serious? This man made me try a bite and I’ve been hooked ever since. One of the reasons I like it so much is because of how easy it is to make. Its simple but effective, those things fill you up if you make them right. Plus I just love peanut butter… always have always will. It is my go-to snack/sandwich. Believe it or not there is actually a science to it. You gotta have an even spread of peanut butter on both pieces of bread. You also have to place the salami strategically so that it is even throughout the sandwich. (because the salamis are round and the bread is square, it gets tricky) And you also don’t wanna have too thick of slices of salami. Shoutout to my Mother for always coming through with the thin sliced salami. Boom I just put you all on to the most slept on sandwich out there. thank me later.

I Hate Rocks

I’m Doom Slayer. I’m actually a super nice, down to earth, loveable guy. Well that is what most people know. I actually am a gunslinger. I feel the NEED to shoot every bad guy on this earth. I get rid of all the bad people, so everyone else can live a good life. So anyway, I have had feelings for this girl for the longest time, and now she’s starting to fall for a bad guy. She thinks I’m just some boring dude because I have no interests other than fighting bad guys, but I just can’t show her that side of me.

I was walking down the street the other day, and I was just kicking rocks, and one of them started glowing, so I picked it up. Then next thing I know, I’m back to my 8 year old self. I tried going to the girl’s house to see if she could help me turn back to present me, but I couldn’t get her to believe me. She actually believed me, and we went around looking for that magical rock. We found it after looking for a few days, and I grabbed it, and went back to my present day self. I then went and found the other guy that she likes and gave him the rock, you guess what happened next. So long story short, don’t pick up random rocks you find.

Flint Radigast

All I’ve ever known was the simple honest life of a wizard cowboy. Wake up, tend my stables, cast some spells, pack a lip, mix some potions, sleep and repeat. That is, until one day when I awoke to the sound of one of my horses getting riled up. That was the day I found my future companion and dear friend trying to steal one of my beloved bessies. From then on I took him under my wing. On a mission of ours, on a day like every other, I accidentally packed the wrong magic bullets and killed him. After much thought, I found a way to revive him. But he wasn’t quite the same. We went on business as usual. After a series of arson, it turns out that his brother was actually the one behind it, and had sinister plans with his new position as Mayor of my town. Something about vengeance against his parents that mistreated him. This plan in itself was very complex, and a simple cowboy wizard, such as myself, can’t be too bothered with the nitty gritty details. Anyway, he was defeated, and peace was restored to town. Until my mentee was killed again by my own gun. Again. 

Deathnote: But in space and bad

On the run with both deathnotes in hand, Taldo – aka “Kira” – and his partner Angang seek new sanctuary in space. Ever since that day 20 years ago, they’ve had one goal: an ideal world. The only location safe from the authorities is Mars. Once arrived at Tesla’s launch site, Angang uses his shinigami eyes to read the names above every worker’s head, and kills them instantly. With clear access to a rocket, the only thing left to do is calibrate the launch coordinates and cross reference the destination with known origins of organic life, so as to avoid any unnecessary confrontation with anyone or anything that may stand in their way of a clean and unnoticed landing.

While Angang calibrates, Light notices a newly orphaned service dog to his right. He fondly reminisces of his childhood pet, and how simple life was before he came into contact with this cursed notebook. He bends over to pet the dog. As he reaches down, he feels a tightness in his chest. It’s a heart attack. He looks up to see Angang glaring at him, holding a second deathnote. “You’ve grown soft, Taldo. I’ll take over as Kira from now on.”

Call me thanos bc oh snap

Y’all know me. I go around destroying worlds and stuff. No biggie. When I was 2 years old I blew up my home planet because my mom didn’t cut the crust off my uncrustable. Since then I’ve sought to ruin the lives of everyone in existence. One time this turtle told me that I should destroy Earth and I was like, “Yeah, okay.” So I jumped from glenon to globnar until I reached Earth and bippity boppity boo I poofed the planet away with my sick magic wand.

But then outta nowhere the man on the moon showed up and slapped me across the face. In pure rage, I flipped my new blonde highlights out of my eyes and demanded to speak to his manager. After an intense discussion between the three of us, I could sense some deep feelings begin to fester within my cold dead heart. I fell in love with the man on the moon that day. Too bad he was in love with his manager. Life is unfair. Meh

My dumb boyfriend

You’ve heard the story a million times. Boy meets girl, girl falls in love with the boy. They live happily ever after and so on. Well, I thought that happened to me, but my man turned out to be an idiot. He is actually the most ugly and two-faced person I’ve ever met. I still let him hang around though because I’m too soft. The story I’m going to tell is a wild one so hang on. So my boyfriend and I have a rocky relationship all because of this b****. She is always hanging around us and is being annoying. So to make him a little jealous I went out one night and met a guy that seemed dumb enough to not notice what I am trying to do. I befriend this man as a friend and started inviting him to our outings with my friends and boyfriend. I would slightly flirt with him but I never actually crossed any boundaries.  I think I misjudged this guy though because he seemed to get shadier throughout the night. He seemed to be watching me to the point where my stupid boyfriend noticed. As we were leaving the place we were all hanging out at he came around the corner and said: “Your hair looked better yesterday”. I stood there in shook for a minute because I didn’t see him yesterday. I decided to never talk to him again because that’s creepy. I’ve been getting strange letters the past few days and I can’t help but think it’s the guy I met…