Edan Tollefliott, McDonalds Activist

As a McDonalds Activist I advocate for Ronald McDonald to make sure his image is in good standing within society. If there is an issue or controversy involving Mr. McDonald I jump into action to make sure his name isn’t tarnished in any way, shape or form. I work in press regarding Mr. McDonald and advocate for him to be considered a worldwide treasure, just like Pitbull.

Jawin Courtver, Russian Cashier

Serves as a personal cashier for the growing Russian Community residing in Seattle, Washington. Exchanges money with Russians who don’t trust the American Banking System and acts as a community trustee. Stores large sums of money in undisclosed locations. Hasn’t found a use for his Innovative Biology Degree yet.

Alexdi Farkins, Beverage Robot

Most people are not familiar with my line of work, and that is because it takes an extreme set of skills to perfect the craft. To be honest my job gets a little lonely, for the most part I sit in a soda vending machine and I am the person who delivers the pop to the costumer. It’s pretty dark and cramped but, I don’t mind. PSA please stop kicking the vending machines, I’m working as fast as I can.