Margo had a terrible childhood and hated it and was reminded everyday about how shitty it was, she never knew her birth mother and Margo’s always been like super sad about it. One day she receives a phone call and was told that she couldn’t tell anyone about it because it was top secret. Once Margo confirmed that she wouldn’t tell a soul about it they had put her on hold for what seemed like an eternity.
Author: Luona Saxling
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Margo is next in line to be president and has some tough decisions to make soon. After a lot of convincing she decides to stay and be the next president after her mother. Margo still gets to talk to her dad on Earth over facetime. Margo and her mom Karen couldn’t be happier with their relationship, Karen is happy Margo is where she belongs.
Family First
Margo and this lady seem to be getting along quite well, Margo has never had a positive female in her life with someone she connected with so fast. President and Margo go to the dining room for some lunch but on this planet they call it “shoom”. Margo is not pleased with the food she is being offered but politely just says she’s full. President can see that Margo is clearly still hungry, President says to Margo “follow me”. President takes her to the pantry where the President keeps all her snacks, Margo see’s oreos, cheeseits, captain crunch berries and nutter butters. Margo says to President “Have you ever been to Earth?” to which President replys “yes many years ago but I had to come back to my home planet to rule”. President is scaried to tell Margo some news that she thinks will make Margo want to leave. President looks at Margo and says ” I had a daughter and leaving her on Earth was the hardest decision I have ever had to make but I knew she was in good hands with her father”. Margo looks at her and says “are you my mom” to which President replys “yes”. President thought Margo would hate her but it was actually just the opposite. They became the best of friends and making up for lost time and spending nearly every hour together during the days that had past. Then one day she stops seeing her mom as much and then more and more as the days past and she is quite upset about it. She then learns from some of the other maids have been talking about Presidents boyfriend. Margo is now furious because her mom never mentioned that in the talks they had. She discovers that the boyfriend is Finn!!! Margo’s mom sent her boyfriend to retrieve her daughter from Earth. Margo says something to her mom at shoom about how she misses spending so much time with her, her mom agrees and then asks Margo to come back and live on her birth planet.
Arrival
Finn then told Margo that they still had to cross to another dimension just say they were about to exit the blackhole…a thousand vengeful aliens pop up and start attacking the sides of the space craft. Margo is fearing for her life. In order to be able to enter the Furzernal Dimension they must first apply it to the bottom of the craft so that they can glide right into the portal. It was a rough landing but they did it! Margo arrives on planet “No Name”. She desperately wants to meet The President that she spoke on the phone with because he sounded nice. Finn kept telling Margo that she would get to meet them soon. Margo and Finn went to the palace where they were greeted by some sort of creature… not human looking. They enter a room where they is multiple people. Everyone in the room is a female, she is starting to get mad because she wants to meet the president. Finn introduces her to some of the woman then to the last one. Finn says to Margo ” I would like you to meet The President of the Milky Way”. Margo is shocked because she was expecting it to be a man. Finn leaves and is left alone with this woman, Margo feels a sense of home at this time.
Space Girl
Once the angry men took her off hold her was like super uninterested at this time thinking it was a prank call, but something told her “maybe you should just hear what they have to say.” This man who claimed to be “President of the Milky Way” told Margo that she was the only one in man kind that could save the galaxy. She was about to hang up because that sounded absolutely ridiculous, until he mentioned she would be able to ride on a spacecraft. She had her own private pilot “Lieutenant Finn” who was very handsome. Finn had warned her about how long the ride would be, to which Margo replied ” I like long car rides”. Turns out that they had to go through an asteroid filed which lead to the blackhole where they had to use canons on the side of the space craft to fight off space sharks! Margo thought that was the end of the horrible ride…
The phone call
Margo had a terrible childhood and hated it and was reminded everyday about how shitty it was, she never knew her birth mother and Margo’s always been like super sad about it. One day she receives a phone call and was told that she couldn’t tell anyone about it because it was top secret. Once Margo confirmed that she wouldn’t tell a soul about it they had put her on hold for what seemed like an eternity.
Pulled pork sammie
I wanted to become a hero because I was treated poorly as a kid by some kids at the fair.
I was fighting off bad guys like any normal superhero kid would. This villain had a terribly creepy laugh. I tracked him down to the second floor of the Eiffel tower.
I thought his plan was to plant a bomb but what I found was a fart grenade. I come to find out Dr. Evil is working with this scary dude who wears a gas mask so he will not smell the fart grenade go off.
I remembered this place across the street that sold spy tools and when I went there a gun that turned humans into animals!!! I bought the gun and tracked the dudes down and found them back at the scene of the crime.How the gun works is whatever animal you are thinking of becoming.I turned them into talking pigs.
I never knew what to do with them so I kept them, they lived with me. One big happy family…although I liked one more than the other but I could never make up my mind.
My Mom did not like these



Wild Card
I bought A Dog Dryer on Amazon and it was the WORST purchase ever!!! Looked like it came from Wish, if you know what that is trust me it’ll make you cry!!! It was miniature and I have a 170lb. English Mastiff. It was so loud sounded like torture chamber that you were supposed to put your dog in! Anyway my dog did not like it. I have this a 2/25 stars.

#Loner
So apparently my friends all left town and so I had to go exploring the city of Paris all alone. I live the apartments right across from the Eiffel Tower called Saint Germain des Prés – Odéon so like I do need to go see it again. Got food at my favorite place called Oh! Régalade de la Tour Eiffel always get the hotdog, SO GOOD! I hate taking uber because of all the CSI episodes, so I took a lyft instead down to 37-31 Avenue de Saxe to where I thought there was a mall but turns out its just people selling stuff on the street, couldnt believe that it was 5 stars I will be giving them a bad Yelp review.


I was really feeling like I need a drink so I found this local bar called Le Rosco’s and I did not want to be that girl who sits alone at the bar so I just walked up and joined in on another couples conversation, thank god they let me third wheel with them. After I got way too wasted they order me a lyft home.
