Pulled pork sammie

I wanted to become a hero because I was treated poorly as a kid by some kids at the fair.

I was fighting off bad guys like any normal superhero kid would. This villain had a terribly creepy laugh. I tracked him down to the second floor of the Eiffel tower.

I thought his plan was to plant a bomb but what I found was a fart grenade. I come to find out Dr. Evil is working with this scary dude who wears a gas mask so he will not smell the fart grenade go off. 

I remembered this place across the street that sold spy tools and when I went there a gun that turned humans into animals!!! I bought the gun and tracked the dudes down and found them back at the scene of the crime.How the gun works is whatever animal you are thinking of becoming.I turned them into talking pigs.

I never knew what to do with them so I kept them, they lived with me. One big happy family…although I liked one more than the other but I could never make up my mind.