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Reject PB&J

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This is an everyday staple for me since I’m always on the run!

Ingredients:

  • 2 slices of burnt toast
  • Handful of peanuts (shelled)
  • Handful of red grapes

Directions:

  1. Sprinkle the shelled peanuts onto one piece of burnt toast.
  2. Sprinkle the red grapes onto the other piece.
  3. Slam the two pieces together and squish down hard.
  4. Cut the sandwich diagonally—voila!

Eutie Lornandez

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When I’m not chasing the next ghost story or writing horoscopes, I love watching sappy romantic movies like Titanic and stalking celebrities online. I’m not talking sending them mail or breaking into their joints—that’s not my style. I stick to scrolling through their Instagram pages or pinning funny throwback pictures of them on my various Pinterest boards.

I perfected the art of making paper air planes during my time at The Spirit Standard—we would fold the week’s edition right off the press and throw them into hallways, out our windows and even off rooftops at night so it seemed there really were spirits in our town.

Because I’m always on the run, I’ve grown to love ready-to-eat meals. Let’s just say I haven’t gotten tired of PB&J sammies since my kinder-care days.

The last thing you should know about me is that I laugh like a hyena when I get really excited—hence, they’ve been my favorite animal since my very first heckle.