The Old Fart

I am the all mighty Chess-master. I have been around this world for a very long time, and have plenty of story to tell you about my time on this place. Although I might seem like a nice old guy, I’m usually not. I’m very manipulative in conversations and need everything to be my way. This old fart with a bad personality is a total badass. They don’t call me the chess-master for nothing as I will absolutely destroy you in all competitive activities.  

A long time ago, back in my prime, I worked at a carnival. Now I never loved or hated this placed but it was a job. I worked at the dunking booth, which in my opinion was the best job cause you got to see people get wet all day. There were many other workers at the carnival. Long story short, I developed a new Nano-tech for dunk tanks making the splashes HUGE! A lot of people wanted to do it and soon found the loves of my life. Yes loves. This got very messy and ended up all alone. My advice for the younger generation is to not date two people at once.