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Eutie Lornandez

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When I’m not chasing the next ghost story or writing horoscopes, I love watching sappy romantic movies like Titanic and stalking celebrities online. I’m not talking sending them mail or breaking into their joints—that’s not my style. I stick to scrolling through their Instagram pages or pinning funny throwback pictures of them on my various Pinterest boards.

I perfected the art of making paper air planes during my time at The Spirit Standard—we would fold the week’s edition right off the press and throw them into hallways, out our windows and even off rooftops at night so it seemed there really were spirits in our town.

Because I’m always on the run, I’ve grown to love ready-to-eat meals. Let’s just say I haven’t gotten tired of PB&J sammies since my kinder-care days.

The last thing you should know about me is that I laugh like a hyena when I get really excited—hence, they’ve been my favorite animal since my very first heckle.

Eutie Lornandez, BA, Bio Ghosts

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I wanted to become a ghost hunter at a very young age, so it only seemed (super)natural to pursue a college degree in Paranormal Studies. I attended the Parapsychology Institute in Spookstown, Minnesota, for four years as a Bio Ghost major.

I wrote for the university’s newspaper, The Spirit Standard, my junior and senior years. Revealing the history behind countless “ghost stories” in our residence halls and other parts of town was an absolute blast.  

At the beginning of my senior year, my father passed away. The news left me devastated, but I strangely found comfort in the weekly horoscopes released in the newspaper’s astrology section. I was instantly hooked and became an astrology beat reporter.

After graduation, I earned my AMAFA (Advanced Member of the American Federation of Astrologers) certification and now work as an Astrological Secretary, where I am blessed to bring peace to people around the world in times of need.