When you make three memes thinking you’re funny but you’re not…



When you make three memes thinking you’re funny but you’re not…



I wanted to become a ghost hunter at a very young age, so it only seemed (super)natural to pursue a college degree in Paranormal Studies. I attended the Parapsychology Institute in Spookstown, Minnesota, for four years as a Bio Ghost major.
I wrote for the university’s newspaper, The Spirit Standard, my junior and senior years. Revealing the history behind countless “ghost stories” in our residence halls and other parts of town was an absolute blast.
At the beginning of my senior year, my father passed away. The news left me devastated, but I strangely found comfort in the weekly horoscopes released in the newspaper’s astrology section. I was instantly hooked and became an astrology beat reporter.
After graduation, I earned my AMAFA (Advanced Member of the American Federation of Astrologers) certification and now work as an Astrological Secretary, where I am blessed to bring peace to people around the world in times of need.
As an Astrological Secretary, I keep track of records relating to zodiac signs and planets discussed in our daily meetings. I also write and publish horoscopes online, as well as answer phone calls and schedule appointments for clients seeking comprehensive horoscope readings in person.