Category: Wild Card

Does Pineapple Belong on Pizza?

Rodcent Petercloth1 Comment

Does pineapple belong on pizza? If we’re talking about the fruit all prepared on top of a fresh, steaming hot pizza, then hell nO. Quite frankly, it’s disgusting and I can’t believe that people would ever dream of putting such a horrendous fruit on top of wonderful Italian cuisine. Now if you mean the whole pineapple, uncut, when you ask that question, then yes! I believe it’s an aesthetically pleasing fruit that makes for a wonderful (and organic) centerpiece of the pizza. And I’m all about the aesthetics, being a model and all. 

Final verdict? Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza. I wouldn’t eat it. Your grandmother wouldn’t eat it. Gordon Ramsay sure as hell wouldn’t eat it. So you’d best not eat it either. 

Me Wild Card

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Question: If you had to go your entire life and you’re only able to watch one TV show, what would it be?

Answer: I think if this was my life I would watch The Simpsons. Not only are their tons of season, they also predict the future. They’ve predicted so many things. I could watch each episode without getting bored. There are so many seasons that I could last through it. Also the show is hilarious. This show will never end. It’s been on since I was a kid. Daow! – Homer Simpson

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Embarrassing trend

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Somebody asked me today, “What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by? Well, I think the answer is obvious: laundry detergent! As an avid laundry-doer, using detergent is a HUGE MISTAKE! It is 100% a scam and completely unnecessary. The MUCH better alternative is chocolate syrup. It’s cheaper, more effective, and makes your laundry smell great. Not to mention, if you ever feel that sweet tooth kicking in while you’re doing your laundry, you can just suck on a sock for a little bit! I’m personally shocked that no one else seems to have discovered this hidden gem.

What Keeps You up at Night?

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What keeps me up at night? Something i shouldn’t be doing, it includes sitting in my bed under the covers… and reading the bible!! I really shouldn’t cause it keeps me up until the morning and i get no sleep. It’s such a guilty pleasure but its my FAVORITE book. There are so many characters and this jesus character sounds amazing! I wish he was alive, i would have so many questions to ask him, like why does he live in the sky? How did he resurrect from the dead? Does that make him a zombie? All these thoughts run through my mind and it makes it hard to sleep. Every day at work i can’t wait until i can get home to read it.