During my years spent ghost hunting I’ve been on some wild adventures. Been around the globe a few times but out of every place I’ve been Europe has my heart. I spend as much time as I can traveling there.
I also really enjoy doing laundry, but not the kind of laundry you’re thinking of. I picked up money laundering a few years back to make some extra money on the side. I took inspiration from Ozark on Netflix.
I work as a paranormal agent for the PAA (paranormal agent agency) I track and hunt down ghosts and build relationships with them to work as an informant on the inside. Once Im on the inside I relay information back to the PAA. Thats about all there is to it. Basically if you aren’t calling the ghostbusters you’re calling us.
Hobbie #1: I love bee keeping. What inspired me to be a bee keeper was the Bee Movie. I just think that falling in love with a bee is a beautiful thing. They are cute and fuzzy. Also, Black and Yellow are my favorite colors. The song Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa is a bop. I think that these beautiful stinging creatures deserve the best. They are what is keeping us alive. They make honey, spread pollen, and they like jazz.
Hobbie #2: I love washing mushrooms. I like the way they look and feel. They’re also delicious on pizza and in stir fry. I love me some mushrooms. When I consume it, I feel like I’m in a whole other world. Things look funky. I like funky fun guys. ah ha ha…
#notadruggie #Beemovie
I got my bachelors and masters in criminal forensic science and a minor in management at Deep Springs College in Deep Springs California. I then continued on and got my PhD in Criminal Management at Pyongyang University of Foreign Students in North Korea where I was relentlessly bullied by a twelve year old boy that spent his time on campus, which is where my deep hate for children stems from. I lived in the dorms all 8 years of my postsecondary education and never talked to a single person or joined a single club. I spent most of my time plotting, what for, I can’t discuss at this time.
Ever since I was a kid, I have loved trains. It all started with Thomas the Tank Engine. I adored the show and had all the toys. Every day, I would build a new track and play with the trains. This eventually evolved into me building my own models. Now, I’m something of a pro at it. I even go as far as to create blueprints before I build them!
My other big hobby is laundry. What’s more fun than that? I always throw on some sweet jams or maybe a Tarantino film while I do it. It just feels so satisfying to get the folds just right and have everything clean and organized!
Job description: I work in the men’s health industry. I must taste every product my company makes. This includes energy solutions, shaving creams, and skincare lotions. I do this to ensure they are not only efficient, but enjoyable. And to ensure they will not kill the user. I have not been killed yet.
PhD, International Masculinity: It is important for all men to feel like men. While earning my PhD, I studied what different cultures of the world view as masculine. This varies greatly from nation to nation. In addition, I studied how to feel masculine no matter where I go.
Serves as a personal cashier for the growing Russian Community residing in Seattle, Washington. Exchanges money with Russians who don’t trust the American Banking System and acts as a community trustee. Stores large sums of money in undisclosed locations. Hasn’t found a use for his Innovative Biology Degree yet.
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