Category: The Portal

Alex’s POV: I met Tristen under weird circumstances. I had a wrestling match that I really wanted to win. I was so focused on beating the girl I was fighting I almost didn’t see Tristan in the crowd. We locked eyes and I got distracted and was knocked out. I had to be rushed to the hospital and Tristen came to visit me. The rest is history. We fell in love. I started realizing that Tristen was dumber than a rock. I asked him to make me a cup of coffee and the dummy used eggs whites as coffee creamer. I have a million stories of him doing and saying things that piss me off but I won’t get into it. Before all of this happened though I was always angry with him. We were always fighting.

Tristan’s POV: One day I was going to my hometown’s weekly wrestling match, it’s my favorite pass time. I was just sitting in the audience with my Rasinets and diet Mt Dew when I saw her. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen her stage name was Brutus Beefcake, I knew I had to make her mine. There was just something about her that drew me to her, maybe it was the way her head was shaped like an egg, I love eggs. After the show I found her, turns out her name is Alex. We instantly hit it off and since then we went on numerous dates, we were inseparable. One day it was like a switch flipped, she started going crazy man. We just fought all day every day, but, I still love my beautiful Beefcake.