My head was aching so bad that I couldn’t fight. I thought since my words didn’t work on Gertrude, I thought it would for sure work on Steve. I started to insult him. I wanted him to feel down and weak. Gertrude surprisingly joined me. We just started roasting him. He just took it all and didn’t talk back. He looked hurt and in pain. The plan was going well. Until that rat Gertrude switched up on her plans and joined Steve. I was shocked. This was not how things were supposed to go. I was supposed to get that sword. This wasn’t going to work, so I ran off. The sword was highly secured and I wasn’t going to get chased by two people with a heavy item in my hands. Plus my buddies were nowhere to be found. I was furious. Someone got in my way once again. I later found out that my buddies went to the wrong station. They are idiots. I also found out that Gertrude and Steve fell in love. What losers they are. Now I’m gonna have to come up with a new plan and hopefully those two won’t get in my way again.
Category: Golden Sword
The twist
Gertrude was falling into my trap. I was going to do my final move when all of a sudden she ran off. I was shocked that it took me a minute to go after her. She is lucky she is strong because she kept me off of her the whole chase there. Steve almost got in the way but Steve isn’t as strong as he thinks. I saw Gertrude almost getting the sword. Where were my buddies? What happened to them? I was going to throw my knife at her right as I got knocked out. I woke up to the sound of people cheering. My head was aching and I was confused.
The problem
I was so sure today was going to be the day I was going to get that damn Golden sword. I put all my time into this plan. But of course there was someone going to get the golden sword. You see, when I’m mad I AM MAD. I don’t care what I ruin. I will do anything to destroy whoever is in my way. There is only one problem, the person I have crossed paths with is Gertrude. Gertrude and I don’t have a good history. She is the only threat who has the potential to beat me. She is the most hated criminal not because she is a good criminal but because she is simply stupid. The only thing smart about her is her muscles. She is powerful if she puts her mind to it. That is why she is my top threat. I just have to simply outsmart her. So of course I try to distract her by trash talking her. It is easy to ruin her with words first so it can weaken her a little bit. I notice she is alone so I decide I’ll fight her to let my buddies pass by and potentially grab the sword. Our battle is going back and forth. Until Steve showed up. Of course he shows up. He really tried to talk us into being friends but no, I want that sword.
Gertrude Turns Good
After seeing Steve get credit for almost killing me, Jacky Jane and I shot up and started yelling at Steve saying things like he’s absolutely revolting, skinny and lanky, he’s got yellow teeth (not like mine are any better), and that he’s not fit to be a hero and save people. But then it hit me. The pain I saw in Steve’s eyes as we were calling him names reminded me of when I was a young girl and the girls down the street picked on me every day. I realized that Steve wasn’t a loser, I was! I didn’t need to destroy everyone that crossed my path, and I didn’t even need to be evil. My mother raised me better than that. So I decided to pull a quick one on Jacky Jane and join Steve’s side to prevent her from getting the sword. Us two paired together made us seem too intimidating for Jacky Jane and she ran off. Steve and I realized how good of a team we make, and I realized I really didn’t mean all the things I said about him. We ended up falling in love and are known as the city’s power couple, just like in the movies.
Gertrude Reaches the Golden Sword
As Jacky Jane and I were attempting to destroy each other, I noticed that time was ticking and I needed to get to the sword as soon as possible. So as Jacky Jane was in the middle of grabbing another weapon to use against me, I bolted. I ran and ran as fast as I could, and she followed. Steve also tried following us to break up the fight but we are just too strong for him. Finally, I reached the last step before the sword, and as I’m about to reach for it, Steve attempts to prevent us from getting it by throwing a brick at both Jacky J. and me. I must’ve been out for at least 20 minutes. But I woke up to the worst sight I’ve ever seen in my life. Villagers cheering Steve on like he’s some sort of hero for almost killing me.
Gertrude’s Encounter with Jacky Jane and Steve
As I was following my map, I noticed I was passing other people on the trails headed in the same direction. I said, “not today fellas” and destroyed everyone that crossed my path, assuming that they were after the sword as well. I guess not only was everyone in the mood to get the sword today, but everyone was in the mood to ruin me- especially Jacky Jane. Jacky Jane was ferocious. She tried using every single weapon she had on me and I did the same thing back to her. It seemed like a never-ending battle until Steve came along to ruin everything. Steve is like the town’s local hero or whatever they call him. He tried to be a peacemaker and everything telling us that we need to stop fighting because it’s affecting other innocent people or something like that. But of course I wasn’t going to listen to Steve, so I kept fighting Jacky Jane because that witch was in my way.
Gertrude’s Idea
I was just taking my daily stroll in the deep dark forest and decided that it was a beautiful day to do something evil. I thought to myself, “no one has ever dared to go after the golden sword”. Legend has it that the sword holds enough power to give the holder whatever he or she wants. I want to rule the world, so why haven’t I thought of going after the sword earlier? I then decided to pack some necessary things before I head out on my journey.
My Plan
The golden sword is always something I have wanted. I have been planning for years to get it. It is the one item I have struggled to get. Can you imagine the power I would have? I would be able to rule the land. There is always someone who is trying to go for the Golden sword. Someone is always getting in my way. I was so sure that I would be able to get it. I was so sure no one would stop me.
Part Four: Steven’s Redemption
It wasn’t shortly after that I had my back turned to Gertrude and Jacky Jane and realized they were recovering and shouting insults at me. I whipped around and faced them. It was truly pitiful to hear them say these things. I felt a pang of hurt in my heart, but once I saw Gertrude’s eyes soften I knew that she didn’t believe the things that were being said about me. I had a feeling that she was just truly misunderstood. After that, Jacky Jane realized she was outnumbered between me, Gertrude, and the crowd that was building at the bottom of the hill. Jacky Jane ran off without a slight sense of remorse. On the other hand, Gertrude stayed by my side and we fell in love. We announced to the townspeople that this would never happen again because we would chase the outlaws of the cities as a couple to protect society. Happily ever after, we joined the townspeople in celebration.
Part Three: Steven and the Throw down
At this point, no matter how hard I tried, they continued to fight brutally. I was shocked by their brutality. I actually saw a streak of something moving in the direction of the sword and realized it was Gertrude! Then Jack Jane ran after at the same astonishing speed. I tried my best to keep up to break up the fight, but I was no match to them. I needed to use my smarts and not my muscles. There was always a second option! I surveyed the area and found a small stone brick laying next to a tree. I picked it up and with all my might, threw it in the direction of Gertrude and Jacky Jane. To my surprise, it caused Gertrude to fall to the ground, and Jacky Jane following shortly after. Moments later in the distance, I heard some faint cheering and saw a couple dozen villagers approaching the scene cheering and shouting for my victory. They had seen my honest work to get the sword back!
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