I got my bachelors and masters in criminal forensic science and a minor in management at Deep Springs College in Deep Springs California. I then continued on and got my PhD in Criminal Management at Pyongyang University of Foreign Students in North Korea where I was relentlessly bullied by a twelve year old boy that spent his time on campus, which is where my deep hate for children stems from. I lived in the dorms all 8 years of my postsecondary education and never talked to a single person or joined a single club. I spent most of my time plotting, what for, I can’t discuss at this time.
Category: Education
Alexandra Warling – Netflix Poetics
My college experience was pretty boring. Netflix has been around for years but it all changed when I realized there can be poems made by clipping and slicing film parts together, that is why I have a job in Commercial Dealing since my degree basically specializes in the same thing. I spent most of my days lounging around in my dorm, my major mainly consisted of just watching films and editing. Since most of my work could be done during the day, i went out all the time at night. That’s how i started singing karaoke. Its also how i started cooking from home so much because i was always in my dorm.
Post-secondary Education
Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to work with people. I’m good at socializing, and I enjoy getting to collaborate with others to meet a goal. I chose to major in Sociological Administration, and then my work as a hotel model came after. While I was getting my degree, I spent a lot of time studying, socializing and forming connections with others, and I was also a student model during the weekends. Today, I work with photographers, videographers, and marketers to advertise for hotels and find different ways to improve the experience for the hotel residents.
Edald Peterman – Education
Just like anyone, I graduated high school and truly thought I knew what I wanted to do in life. But just like everyone, what I thought I wanted to do wasn’t what I was truly set out to do.
My passion was always marine life. I loved to read about marine life so I decided to pursue it as a degree once I went to college. I attended Iowa State University and majored in Marine Media. I was very passionate for this topic until I realized post graduation from college that there were no marine media degrees in the Twin Cities area. I believe that there were a lack of jobs due to the lack of marine life in Iowa. I got extremely depressed and began to eat my feelings. This lead to my current and successful career as a professional taste tester.
Eutie Lornandez, BA, Bio Ghosts
I wanted to become a ghost hunter at a very young age, so it only seemed (super)natural to pursue a college degree in Paranormal Studies. I attended the Parapsychology Institute in Spookstown, Minnesota, for four years as a Bio Ghost major.
I wrote for the university’s newspaper, The Spirit Standard, my junior and senior years. Revealing the history behind countless “ghost stories” in our residence halls and other parts of town was an absolute blast.
At the beginning of my senior year, my father passed away. The news left me devastated, but I strangely found comfort in the weekly horoscopes released in the newspaper’s astrology section. I was instantly hooked and became an astrology beat reporter.
After graduation, I earned my AMAFA (Advanced Member of the American Federation of Astrologers) certification and now work as an Astrological Secretary, where I am blessed to bring peace to people around the world in times of need.
