If I’m being honest, I only got this PhD because it was what my current profession (McDonald’s Writer) required that I have. According to my Google research, my PhD has to do with theories about managing international relations. Which is where I think my hobby of stalking celebrities originally came from. After undergrad, I went on to grad school at a very advanced university in Tokyo. I took multiple classes about theoretical science, world geography, and politics. I ended with a decent GPA of 1.6, but with a little convincing here and there I was able to pull through with a PhD in Speculative Diplomacy.
Author: Ludi Littleland
Ludi Littleland, Hobbies
No one seems to enjoy the best things in life like making intricate paper airplanes. Especially ones of all different shapes, colors, and wingspans. My favorite type of paper to use is loose leaf paper because it folds nicely. But while I’m an airplane artist during the day, at night I’m out in the hills of Hollywood stalking celebrities- yet I prefer the word “visiting” rather than “stalking” because it makes me sound creepy. Some may ask, “aren’t you from Tokyo? How do you stalk celebrities in Hollywood?” well some people don’t know that Hollywood is only a 10 hour nonstop flight from here through Delta Airlines. It’s completely doable. Just don’t ask how I’m able to turn off their security systems- I have my connections.
Ludi Littleland, McDonald’s Writer
Being a sophisticated ans talented McDonald’s Writer in Tokyo, Japan, job duties involve writing detailed scripts for our: TV commercials, job interview questions for managers to ask applicants, and employees to say while cashiering the drive thru. Not only do I write scripts, but I also come up with unique/authentic names for food on the menu. (The McRib was my best one). Even though my work is very behind the scenes, I like to say that my job is the backbone of this company.
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