It wasn’t shortly after that I had my back turned to Gertrude and Jacky Jane and realized they were recovering and shouting insults at me. I whipped around and faced them. It was truly pitiful to hear them say these things. I felt a pang of hurt in my heart, but once I saw Gertrude’s eyes soften I knew that she didn’t believe the things that were being said about me. I had a feeling that she was just truly misunderstood. After that, Jacky Jane realized she was outnumbered between me, Gertrude, and the crowd that was building at the bottom of the hill. Jacky Jane ran off without a slight sense of remorse. On the other hand, Gertrude stayed by my side and we fell in love. We announced to the townspeople that this would never happen again because we would chase the outlaws of the cities as a couple to protect society. Happily ever after, we joined the townspeople in celebration.
Author: Kiva_Hirsch
Part Three: Steven and the Throw down
At this point, no matter how hard I tried, they continued to fight brutally. I was shocked by their brutality. I actually saw a streak of something moving in the direction of the sword and realized it was Gertrude! Then Jack Jane ran after at the same astonishing speed. I tried my best to keep up to break up the fight, but I was no match to them. I needed to use my smarts and not my muscles. There was always a second option! I surveyed the area and found a small stone brick laying next to a tree. I picked it up and with all my might, threw it in the direction of Gertrude and Jacky Jane. To my surprise, it caused Gertrude to fall to the ground, and Jacky Jane following shortly after. Moments later in the distance, I heard some faint cheering and saw a couple dozen villagers approaching the scene cheering and shouting for my victory. They had seen my honest work to get the sword back!
Part Two: Hero Steven
When I first approached a fighting battle between Gertrude and Jacky Jane, it was quite shocking. I couldn’t believe the violence and ruthlessness I was witnessing. I was tempted to leave them since it would be easier to focus my attention on getting the sword, but my family raised it better than that. I had to save them from themselves. They might even become friends if I showed them how similar they are. I tried my best at peacemaking, but it was a lot harder than instructed. At first, they were shouting ugly insults at each other the next, at each other’s throats. My first step was to address the conflict which turned out to be the sword! I was after the sword too, which made it all the more complicated. I had a moral duty to resolve this though, I couldn’t pick and choose.
Part One: Steven’s Mission
In my family lineage, the sword has been a sort of a family crest for us. So that is why, when certain other people of the village were rumored to go after it, it was my duty to return the legacy of the sword to its rightful place. Doing so wouldn’t be easy, but after all—I had my entire life to prepare!
mission: jewel
cruise on my fancy bike—a harley. mission ready. deliver jewel to disclosed drop point: central park. CIA director meet in set location. undercover. top secret. jewel secure in my pack. alert. rival biker approaching. behind me. protect jewel. no harm without a fight. skyscraper skyline close. swerve. approaches faster. between cars, taxis, busses. honk. shout. unhappy people. for their own good. jewel is too powerful. if in the wrong hands. trouble promised. chasing for selfish reasons. undeserving. rips off side mirrors. has no mercy. unacceptable. must protect my city. CIA needs me. think fast. split decision. jump. midair off bike. smoothly roll into sprint. jewel under arm. under freeway. lost biker. to meeting point. hurry. to central park. act normal. think fast. need refuge. i see: billboards, pigeons, pizza, bodegas, coffee shops. coffee shops. yes. enter. friendly people. turn around. nice girl. strike conversation. hi. smile. hold door. walk and talk. jewel drop point. almost. just wait. central park. she suspects me. she is CIA director.
Jawin Courtver, Sweet Potato Fries Recipe with Dipping Sauce
Sweet Potatoes
Ingredients
2 Large Sweet Potatoes (preferably stained and bruised) (cut into 3/4 in slices)
3 Tablespoons of Rock Salt
42 tons of Gutter oil
0 cups of spice
Directions
- heat the oven to 700 degrees
- cut the sweet potatoes into slices and throw them on the tray recklessly
- dose in Gutter Oil and Rock Salt
- bake until burnt to a crisp
- serve piping hot to unexpecting guests

Dipping Sauce
Ingredients
1 mound of mustard
2 tablespoons maple syrup
4 cups lemon juice
6 1/2 tablespoons melted white chocolate
Directions
- combine together in random order

Jawin Courtver, Look Mom, I’m a Meme!



Jarwin Courtver, Legally Blonde

Hallelujah! Legally Blonde is the best movie out there. I challenge anyone that opposes me because they will fail miserably. Legally Blonde is the most comedic and stylish movie of the era. Reece Witherspoon plays the character, Elle who is my entrepreneurial spirit animal. I aspire to have half of the confidence and drive she has. I empathize with her when she gets dumped when she thinks she’s going to get engaged because I have encounters like that daily. I’m never disappointed by her video application because it just proves that being rich can get you somewhere. All the lawyer diction inspires me to sue someone and destroy them in court one day. I watch this iconic movie because I get to live vicariously through her dog who I identify with most. All in all this movie is a knock out of the park 10/10 recommend.
Jawin Courtver, Seattle Washington Meet up with Nicholippe Stromley
Today, I met up with local Sham Pedestrian and fellow Russian Nicholippe Stromley at “Hole in the Wall BBQ” because I heard it was a good place to eat. I was starting at the ceiling at a local bar a few months ago when I heard her cussing out in Russian. I approached her and gave her my business card. Today, we are meeting to get acquainted before I take her on as a client.
When I sat down with her, I realized that she may be part robot, which was exciting because it brought back memories of my animal robot innovation days in college. I’m not kidding her favorite book is a Mazda 6 Sport Mode Operations Manual for God’s sake and she survives on photosynthesis! What an amazing discovery!
Next, we went to the notorious Gum Wall because I wanted to see how she would react to such a human activity. I had my favorite Peach flavored gum with me and took my time to chew it before adding it to the collection. It was so satisfying.

Then we visited the Fremont Troll which is a colossal sculpture of a troll underneath a highway. It was my kind of scene because I like going against the grain and being a little different. I’m not sure how Nicholippe liked it but you can check out her post to hear all about it.

Visit Nicholippe’s post on our Seattle meeting
Jawin Courtver, MA Innovative Biology
Jawin Courtver had an extremely invigorating education. Jawin has earned his Masters in Innovative Biology while attending Arizona State University. His area of study lead him to research the relatively new idea of animal robots. All of his peers never took him seriously because Jawin never shared his discoveries. Jawin was a very private person because he believed that someone would take his idea. He is currently developing a software but is searching for investors who actually think his idea is good.
