My hobbies include cussing at children and slipping slowly into madness. There’s no better feeling than seeing the horror and confusion in a child’s eyes while I shout my favorite profanities towards them. Some say I’m cruel, but I just like to think I’m unique and ahead of my time. I consider the Grinch and I to be extremely similar in several ways. He had it right, living by himself far away from society with his dog and scaring anyone that might come near. Like the Grinch, I lay in my bed and stare at the ceiling slipping slowly into madness deep in thought and planning.
Author: Edan Tollefliott
Edan Tollefliott- Post-secondary Education
I got my bachelors and masters in criminal forensic science and a minor in management at Deep Springs College in Deep Springs California. I then continued on and got my PhD in Criminal Management at Pyongyang University of Foreign Students in North Korea where I was relentlessly bullied by a twelve year old boy that spent his time on campus, which is where my deep hate for children stems from. I lived in the dorms all 8 years of my postsecondary education and never talked to a single person or joined a single club. I spent most of my time plotting, what for, I can’t discuss at this time.
Edan Tollefliott, McDonalds Activist
As a McDonalds Activist I advocate for Ronald McDonald to make sure his image is in good standing within society. If there is an issue or controversy involving Mr. McDonald I jump into action to make sure his name isn’t tarnished in any way, shape or form. I work in press regarding Mr. McDonald and advocate for him to be considered a worldwide treasure, just like Pitbull.
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