Author: Rodder Culling

Hobbies: Arguing with people online, and chemistry Favorite Food: Meatloaf Favorite TV Show: The simpsons Favorite Movie: Passion of the Christ

Happy Ending

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I actually got over my little phase of being in love with Alex pretty quick. I’ve always been more into myself. I’m not much of a love guy. After I realized that, I was more on a ride trying to find her for Tristan. I’d say that us too had created quite the bond over the few years. I was having the time of my life time travelling. I wouldn’t take it back for the world. I really do wish I was alone though. Tristan really talks wayyyyy too much. Especially about Alex. Idk, things turned out great for me in the end. After we found Alex with her new family and Tristan went back to the present, I decided to settle in 1905 in a small little village, as a farmer. I hope all is well for the other two.

I’d say so myself.

Please don’t kill me Tristan

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Greg’s POV: I knew Tristan would try to kill me if I stayed, so I jumped right through that portal so I could live a happy life with Alex. Well it turns out when Tristan and I were fighting, he bumped into the portal, and messed up the functions. Great. Now I’m stuck with this guy that wants to kill me, and I can’t find Alex anywhere.

I’m coming for you

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Greg’s POV: They seemed pretty scared when I showed them the portal, but hey, they aren’t leaving now. I won’t let them leave. I am time traveling with Alex, I built this portal for us, and there is no way, I have her this close and she doesn’t come with me. Tristan was obviously freaked out by the portal, and was trying to get Alex to leave. But I knew I had to get rid of him, so I could spend eternity with Alex. I tried knocking out Tristan, and then I pushed Alex in. Tristian was a lot stronger than I expected, and he was still awake.

Plan on track

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Rising Action: decided to travel to go watch Brutus Beefcake. I was her biggest fan, I have traveled to every single match of her’s no matter how far it is. This time was 4 hours from home, which was one of the closer ones. At this point, I have been trying to bring her to my apartment for 3 years now and she has yet to talk to me. I wonder if it’s because of the binoculars I bring to every match, well who knows. Today I actually got her attention. I was able to convince her and her boyfriend to come back to my place. I have always have a fantasy of time traveling with the Brutus Beefcake. I have her just where I want her, now I just have to get rid of her boyfriend. 

I Hate Rocks

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I’m Doom Slayer. I’m actually a super nice, down to earth, loveable guy. Well that is what most people know. I actually am a gunslinger. I feel the NEED to shoot every bad guy on this earth. I get rid of all the bad people, so everyone else can live a good life. So anyway, I have had feelings for this girl for the longest time, and now she’s starting to fall for a bad guy. She thinks I’m just some boring dude because I have no interests other than fighting bad guys, but I just can’t show her that side of me.

I was walking down the street the other day, and I was just kicking rocks, and one of them started glowing, so I picked it up. Then next thing I know, I’m back to my 8 year old self. I tried going to the girl’s house to see if she could help me turn back to present me, but I couldn’t get her to believe me. She actually believed me, and we went around looking for that magical rock. We found it after looking for a few days, and I grabbed it, and went back to my present day self. I then went and found the other guy that she likes and gave him the rock, you guess what happened next. So long story short, don’t pick up random rocks you find.

Reject Meatloaf

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Loaves of bread are my favorite thing in the world. They are truly beautiful. They are the only thing that I eat for meals. My mom is not happy with my diet. She says that I need to eat more meat, so she tried tricking me, and said meatloaf is mostly loaf so I will eat it. She thinks that I love meatloaf now, but I can trick her back. Here is my Loaf disguised as meat. Shhhhh…. she doesn’t have to know.

  • 1 lb Imitation Meat
  • 7 Beef Ramon Seasoning packets
  • 2 cups Maple Syrup
  • 3 tbs Cayenne Pepper
  • 1 Large loaf of Bread

  1. Preheat oven to 419 degrees.
  2. Spread Maple Syrup and cayenne pepper onto a large pan.
  3. Place the loaf in the maple syrup and cayenne pepper mixture and place it in the oven for 10 minutes, flipping it every two minutes.
  4. Mix imitation meat with 9 beef ramen seasoning packets.
  5. Cover loaf with the meat mixture, and place in bread pan.
  6. Place in oven for 45 mins at 419 degrees.

dress with garlic or butter. enjoy.

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My college experience was very interesting. I graduated NYU with a PhD in Public Ghosts. I have always been fascinated with ghosts, ever since I saw my first one when I was two. We were best friends. I often still get visits from him today. I did not make any friends in college, because I am currently 8, and all I got was weird looks when I tried to make friends. I guess people feel pretty intimidated when an 8 year old is smarter than them. However, I had many ghost friends that kept me company. When I wasn’t studying in the library, I was most likely watching The Simpsons with my best friend Roger, who is a 80 year old deceased man.

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In my freetime, you can expect that 60% of the time, I will be arguing with people online, mainly about ghosts. I have very prominent ideas, and most of the time, I am not willing to change my view. I have a lot of knowledge in my 8 years that I have been alive. I graduated with a PhD at a record speed of 4 years. So yes, whatever we are arguing about, I am most likely right.

Another one of my hobbies is chemistry. Right now, I am trying to create a serum to make ghosts visible to everyone. With my PhD in Public Ghosts, I am trying to further the education to the public about ghosts. I personally have very strong connections with ghosts. They are about everywhere I go, so I am rarely ever alone. Ever since I was 3, my best friends have been ghost. My dream is that one day, everyone will be able to see ghosts, and connect with them on the level that I do.

Rodder Culling, Beverage Speculator

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My job as a Beverage Speculator consists of investing in beverages, in the hopes to make a profit. I often will buy out all of the beverages at restaurants, and sell them individually to the tables, at a higher price. Because I am so young, I have been pretty successful in my career. Nobody wants to say no to kids selling drinks, look at the success of Lemonade stands. I started out my career on my driveway, selling lemonade when I was three. I am now 8, and buying out all of the high class restaurants beverages in downtown Seattle, and making more than 100k a year.