Author: clayscheffler

I sank to the ground and grabbed Pink close. I had to explain everything to her but I didn’t have enough time. I gave her the paper that contained the sacred symbol on it. I explained to her how this symbol holds the key to immortality and that she could use it to resurrect me. “Mother, I don’t know what youre talking about!” she exclaimed. “I know. But you will. Find the meaning of the symbol and you will find me” I told her.  I started to feel unbearably cold and my vision started getting blurry. As I took my final breaths, Pink used a nearby swiffer sweeper to clean up my blood and she dragged me into a nearby trash can. My final thought was “dang, Swiffer gives cleaning a whole new meaning”. Then I felt the darkness welcome me.

We found a hotdog cart and were very excited. We had been walking a lot and building up our appetite even more. When I saw the menu my heart sank. Two dollars for one hotdog?!?! What a ridiculous request! I threatened to destroy the workers entire bloodline but he wouldn’t budge. I suggested to the girls that we should just kill each other for it. They both thought that it was a reasonable thing to do and were on board.

We waited until noon (so that the sun wouldn’t be on either side of us) then it began. There was a lot of blood and hair being ripped out. Ya know, the usual. In the midst of it all, I remembered the need to tell Pink. This couldn’t wait. I grabbed her arm and told her “Pink… I have something to tell you. Something really important. I am your mother” She began to tear up and seemed as if she was about to say something when I realized something. Where did Klimidya go? Just then I felt a sharp pain in my back as she sunk her blade into my flesh. It didn’t hurt that much. I was mainly disappointed that I wasn’t able to eat the hotdog.

So at the park, Pink, Klimidya and I were having a decent enough time. Everyone agreed that we were pretty hungry so we pooled all of our money together and came up with $1.75. They were kinda mad that I had only chipped in 25 cents but I fought my case and explained to them that if they don’t stop worrying about it I would destroy all of humanity. I also told them a story about how I had been robbed last week and they felt bad for me (that works every time).

I had been waiting to tell Pink the truth for a long time now. So long that I can hardly remember when I wanted to tell her. Its just that Im already so close to her and I feel that if I told her she would be angry that I’ve been holding out for so long. Im not sure what to do but I need to do it soon. Maybe while I’m at the park today would be a good time even though Klimidya will be there too. I have to tell her then no matter what. She needs to know who her real mother is and I can’t keep pushing it back. Nothing will stop me from telling her. NOTHING. Although I am pretty hungry so maybe ill grab some food first.