Author: chrisdangrepatrick

PHD IN SYMPATHETIC MARKETING: Bonjour, I went to Harvard University for 8 years. In college I did a lot of volunteering and seen a lot of people sad people which made me sad. So I decided to major in advocating for people with feelings. HOBBIES: Bee Keeping, And Washing Mushrooms FAVORITE FOOD: Orange Chicken FAVORITE TV SHOW: Black Mirror FAVORITE SONG: Mrs. Officer, Lil Wayne LOCATION: Paris, France

Chrisdan Grepatrick, Hobbies

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Hobbie #1: I love bee keeping. What inspired me to be a bee keeper was the Bee Movie. I just think that falling in love with a bee is a beautiful thing. They are cute and fuzzy. Also, Black and Yellow are my favorite colors. The song Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa is a bop. I think that these beautiful stinging creatures deserve the best. They are what is keeping us alive. They make honey, spread pollen, and they like jazz.

Hobbie #2: I love washing mushrooms. I like the way they look and feel. They’re also delicious on pizza and in stir fry. I love me some mushrooms. When I consume it, I feel like I’m in a whole other world. Things look funky. I like funky fun guys. ah ha ha…

#notadruggie #Beemovie

Chrisden Grepatrick, Relationship Hairdresser

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 I help people who have relationship troubles fix their hair since they can’t fix their relationship problems. People like to come to me because not only am I good at fixing hair, I’m also good at listening. But to be honest honey, I don’t care about your problems, I just want the money.