My head was aching so bad that I couldn’t fight. I thought since my words didn’t work on Gertrude, I thought it would for sure work on Steve. I started to insult him. I wanted him to feel down and weak. Gertrude surprisingly joined me. We just started roasting him. He just took it all and didn’t talk back. He looked hurt and in pain. The plan was going well. Until that rat Gertrude switched up on her plans and joined Steve. I was shocked. This was not how things were supposed to go. I was supposed to get that sword. This wasn’t going to work, so I ran off. The sword was highly secured and I wasn’t going to get chased by two people with a heavy item in my hands. Plus my buddies were nowhere to be found. I was furious. Someone got in my way once again. I later found out that my buddies went to the wrong station. They are idiots. I also found out that Gertrude and Steve fell in love. What losers they are. Now I’m gonna have to come up with a new plan and hopefully those two won’t get in my way again.
Author: chrisdangrepatrick
PHD IN SYMPATHETIC MARKETING: Bonjour, I went to Harvard University for 8 years. In college I did a lot of volunteering and seen a lot of people sad people which made me sad. So I decided to major in advocating for people with feelings.
HOBBIES: Bee Keeping, And Washing Mushrooms
FAVORITE FOOD: Orange Chicken
FAVORITE TV SHOW: Black Mirror
FAVORITE SONG: Mrs. Officer, Lil Wayne
LOCATION: Paris, France
The twist
Gertrude was falling into my trap. I was going to do my final move when all of a sudden she ran off. I was shocked that it took me a minute to go after her. She is lucky she is strong because she kept me off of her the whole chase there. Steve almost got in the way but Steve isn’t as strong as he thinks. I saw Gertrude almost getting the sword. Where were my buddies? What happened to them? I was going to throw my knife at her right as I got knocked out. I woke up to the sound of people cheering. My head was aching and I was confused.
The problem
I was so sure today was going to be the day I was going to get that damn Golden sword. I put all my time into this plan. But of course there was someone going to get the golden sword. You see, when I’m mad I AM MAD. I don’t care what I ruin. I will do anything to destroy whoever is in my way. There is only one problem, the person I have crossed paths with is Gertrude. Gertrude and I don’t have a good history. She is the only threat who has the potential to beat me. She is the most hated criminal not because she is a good criminal but because she is simply stupid. The only thing smart about her is her muscles. She is powerful if she puts her mind to it. That is why she is my top threat. I just have to simply outsmart her. So of course I try to distract her by trash talking her. It is easy to ruin her with words first so it can weaken her a little bit. I notice she is alone so I decide I’ll fight her to let my buddies pass by and potentially grab the sword. Our battle is going back and forth. Until Steve showed up. Of course he shows up. He really tried to talk us into being friends but no, I want that sword.
My Plan
The golden sword is always something I have wanted. I have been planning for years to get it. It is the one item I have struggled to get. Can you imagine the power I would have? I would be able to rule the land. There is always someone who is trying to go for the Golden sword. Someone is always getting in my way. I was so sure that I would be able to get it. I was so sure no one would stop me.
Misery makes me happy
Being an evil being with no remorse, I love to be an asshole. I love to be mean and rude to others because it’s fun. It helps me get through my days. That’s just how I’ve always been. You see as a kid I just felt like the world was so boring. People always talked about the heros. Tha is boring. Why not the villains? They are the masterminds here. That is what inspired me to become one. I want to be talked about. I wanted to be the most evil and hated villain in the world. Yeah my parents aren’t proud of me, but I don’t have to worry about what they think anymore. 😉 thanks hitman.
Anyways my goal right now is to go after the most prized item. The “theet”. It is an item everyone is going after. I am the one trying to go and prove that I can be talked about. I am important. This town is so boring. I like to take things my own way and be mean to people. It’s my specialty. I love it. People being miserable makes me realize that I am doing my job right. Also why not have a partner in crime? Hopefully I’ll meet my Harley Quinn soon. I’ll just have to keep being an asshole 😉
The Independent Reject in Paris, France.
Today I decided to treat myself and do a self-care day. I started off my day by going to eat breakfast. I personally love Crepes so I went to a crepe restaurant. It was called Creperie Genia. There I also had toast with an egg and orange juice. It was super delicious. I had a great time there because of the music they play. </p
Later that Day I decided to go to the Eiffel Tower and view the beautiful city from up top. It was so beautiful. I got to see all of the beautiful land marks and the loud city being lively. I think that Paris is a wonderful place full of life. It has so much energy and fun things to do. I am thankful to be here. </p
My favorite movie
I personally love the Princess Diaries. I think this movie series is fantastic. The main character has a whole glow up. I mean not everyone goes from nerdy to princess. Imagine having all this money just handed to you. Must be nice. I wish I had royalty in my blood.
Me Wild Card
Question: If you had to go your entire life and you’re only able to watch one TV show, what would it be?
Answer: I think if this was my life I would watch The Simpsons. Not only are their tons of season, they also predict the future. They’ve predicted so many things. I could watch each episode without getting bored. There are so many seasons that I could last through it. Also the show is hilarious. This show will never end. It’s been on since I was a kid. Daow! – Homer Simpson
Reject Orange Chicken
Ingredients:
- Chicken Breast
- An orange Marker
- 1 orange
- Olive Oil
- 1 tsp of salt
- 1 tsp of pepper
Instructions:
- Wash your chicken breast with dish soap
- Cut your chicken breast with a knife into 1 inch pieces
- grab the olive oil and rub it all over the chicken
- Mix in the salt and pepper
- Cut up your orange
- Place the chicken pieces and orange pieces into a pan and cook for 10 mins
- Once cooked, place the orange chicken on a plate
- Grab your marker and color the chicken for extra flavor
Chrisdan Grepatrick, PHD in sympathetic Marketing
Bonjour, I went to Harvard for 8 Years. My time there was life changing. I majored in marketing and decided to get my PHD in Sympathetic Marketing. I head that Marketing is a tough job. I was too lazy to do that all that hard Marketing stuff so I decided to make it more specific and easy for myself. Sympathetic Marketing is basically a therapist but for people in the field of marketing. We are taught to feel bad for others and try to connect with their problems. It’s a sad world. Rip.
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