Im like Doom… what the hell are you doing here, and where have you been?! Before I could say another word he pulls out this BFG (Biiiig F*ckin Gun) and just starts spraying and praying. He incinerated my buddy Light, rest his soul, but I managed to dive behind the pilots seat and escape through the hatch in the floor before Doom could get me. Its unfortunate, light probably thinks I died right there with him. Next thing I know Doom Guy was firing up the engine and on his way up. Thats the last I ever saw him. I came to find out a few days later that he had gone into hiding and was planning to overthrow us. But oh well, honestly life isn’t that bad. I turned in my lightsaber and resigned from being a villain. Plus I found this really cute corgi recently. Her name is Iggy and I plan to spend the rest of my journeys with her.
Author: angangfargaard
The light at the end of the tunnel (#3)
Well NASA’s security was worse than the guys they had at my high school. All I did was pull out my lightsaber and those guys were long gone. So when we got through there I felt a little better about our ridiculous plan. It was all falling into place. Not even 50 yards ahead of us was the spaceship we were planning to hijack and they were in the middle of priming the engines. We distracted the guys at the control panel and snuck our way into the cockpit of the ship. When we got into the cockpit there were 3 dead bodies. Light just laughed and said “I knew it would work!” apparently he had some death note or something? I don’t really know to be honest. I was just trying to get the hell out of there. Come to our surprise, Doom Guy appears right behind us in the control room with an evil look on his face…
“ThAtS aLl wE NeEd tO dO” (#2)
So now Light and myself are sitting here the next day trying to figure out how we are gonna not only navigate through space but how we are going to acquire a spaceship to do so. I mean we had everything else figured out- hyperspace capability, deflector shields, thrust. I just needed some time to put the pieces together.
We got an informant who worked for NASA years prior to give us details on all the ships they had along with their capabilities. When we found the right one, all we needed to do was get through NASA’s security and hijack the ship.
So this is what we’re doing now? (#1)
The last few weeks have been a complete sh*t show. Hell literally broke loose and now the authorities are profiling the “villains”. I mean im hardly a villain.. Yeah I carry around a burning hot red blade but who cares. Thats no ones business anyways. I take one step out of my house and those guys are on me like white on rice. Anyways, per usual I’m with my buddy Light (Usually Doom Guy is with us but I think the feds got him and we haven’t heard from him) but he’s freaking out saying we have to escape but the only way is through space. I’m over here like great… i’m the only one who knows Venus from Mercury. Jesus, its only Tuesday.. this will be interesting.
Peanut Butter and Salami
Now I know what you are all thinking… “what the hell is this dude talking about..?” But hey you know what they say- don’t knock it until you try it. Believe me I thought it was strange at first too back in high school when one of my buddies brought his own lunch to school and pulled this sandwich out of his bag. I’m like what you got there my guy and he’s gonna go ahead and say peanut butter and salami. nearly spitting out my water im like wait what? you’re serious? This man made me try a bite and I’ve been hooked ever since. One of the reasons I like it so much is because of how easy it is to make. Its simple but effective, those things fill you up if you make them right. Plus I just love peanut butter… always have always will. It is my go-to snack/sandwich. Believe it or not there is actually a science to it. You gotta have an even spread of peanut butter on both pieces of bread. You also have to place the salami strategically so that it is even throughout the sandwich. (because the salamis are round and the bread is square, it gets tricky) And you also don’t wanna have too thick of slices of salami. Shoutout to my Mother for always coming through with the thin sliced salami. Boom I just put you all on to the most slept on sandwich out there. thank me later.
Wild Card
*If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only bring 5 albums with, what albums/artists would you bring?*
(not in order)
Too Fast For Love – Motley Crue, Goodbye & Good Riddance – Juice wrld, No End In Sight – Foreigner, Astroworld – Travis Scott, 28 Grams – Wiz Khalifa
Favorite food: Saltine Crackers
It all started when the saltine cracker challenge went viral on social media. I tried it, but never could beat the challenge. I just found myself wanting saltine crackers all the time after that. Now i’m always strapped with at least 3-4 packs wherever I go.
One of my favorite recipes that uses saltines is walleye with crushed saltines and cheez-its for breading and then deep fry it.
A. Fargaard: Hobbies
During my years spent ghost hunting I’ve been on some wild adventures. Been around the globe a few times but out of every place I’ve been Europe has my heart. I spend as much time as I can traveling there.
I also really enjoy doing laundry, but not the kind of laundry you’re thinking of. I picked up money laundering a few years back to make some extra money on the side. I took inspiration from Ozark on Netflix.
Paranormal Agent
I work as a paranormal agent for the PAA (paranormal agent agency) I track and hunt down ghosts and build relationships with them to work as an informant on the inside. Once Im on the inside I relay information back to the PAA. Thats about all there is to it. Basically if you aren’t calling the ghostbusters you’re calling us.
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