Heart been broke so many time I don’t know what to believe…

Tristan’s POV: As soon as we landed it seems like we were in a much warmer state I think it was Miami. We searched everywhere for her without any luck. I did get to go Sea World so that was pretty cool. Greg and I kept trying the portal again and again, it would take us to different locations and different years. This went on and on for years but, I refused to give up, I would do anything and everything I possibly could to hold my beefcakes little egg shape head just one more time. That when everything changed, we tried the portal one more time and ended up in Portland. After a few days of searching and asking people if they had seen Alex someone had an actual lead and gave us an address. When we got to the house I walked up to the door, my heart was beating out of my chest and my hands were trembling. I couldn’t believe my eyes Alex opened the door. We ran into each other’s arms and held each other for what seemed like hours as I was explaining to her that she can come home now and we can go back to our normal lives she stopped me. She explained to me that years had passes for her and that she met someone new and had started a family and a new life. My heart sunk, and she told me that it was time to move on. All those years wasted searching only to go back alone.

Please don’t be Nebraska

Tristan’s POV: I stood there in complete shock. I couldn’t believe what he just did. I screamed and yelled at Greg! I was so close to killing him but, I knew I did I would have no chance of finding Alex by myself. He said he could fix this and jumped into the portal himself. I ran around the room in circles I had no idea what to. I decided I would follow them, so, I jumped in. The only thing going through my mind was I really hope I don’t end up in Nebraska, I’m still banned there for three more years.

Next week on: Hoarders Buried Alive

Tristans’ POV: It was another normal night after my Beefcakes meet when we were stopped by a fan who wanted a picture. Of course, Alex said yes but, honestly the dude gave me really weird vibes. He asked us if we were willing to do him a favor and we had nothing better to do so, we agreed. We went back to his apartment and it literally looked like an episode of Hoarders this dude was greasy. He took us to a room which in hindsight seems like a dumb thing to do, you know just go to a random guys house who you don’t know, but I like to live by a certain saying, “Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well.” When we got into the room it looked like mad science lab. Then he revealed a portal, a time travel portal.

Love at first site

Tristan’s POV: One day I was going to my hometown’s weekly wrestling match, it’s my favorite pass time. I was just sitting in the audience with my Rasinets and diet Mt Dew when I saw her. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen her stage name was Brutus Beefcake, I knew I had to make her mine. There was just something about her that drew me to her, maybe it was the way her head was shaped like an egg, I love eggs. After the show I found her, turns out her name is Alex. We instantly hit it off and since then we went on numerous dates, we were inseparable. One day it was like a switch flipped, she started going crazy man. We just fought all day every day, but, I still love my beautiful Beefcake.

Stupid Portal

            So, like usual I never really plan out my day in advanced. I am more of a go with the flow type of person, you know wherever life takes me man. So, I’m walking down the street and find this hot girl like really really HOT girl. So as the smooth talker I am I go up to her and ask her on a date. So we go on this date and we are walking through the park when we find this open portal type thing anyways we decide like any sane person to go into the portal. And it was just like our world but, everything was going wrong. I tripped over my shoe lace as soon as I walked in, a bird pooped on me, and to top it off I guess this chick has a boyfriend. Just my luck. I basically said screw this I’m out, and I went back into the portal to the real world to find something else to do.

As most of you know I am not the sharpest tool in the shed. I may not be the smartest but, I am 100% always down for a good time. Some people say I have bit of an attitude or that I am a little “too confident” but, I am pretty sure that is not a thing. One of my many talents is taking any simple task and looking like a god damn genius while I’m doing it. Although, most of these activities are illegal… on that note I got a story about last night for you.

Alexdi Farkins- Hobbies

When I’m not sitting in a vending machine, I spend my free time doing what I love most. One of my biggest passions is riding in taxis, I would almost consider it a second job. I feel that as a civilian it is my duty to review every taxi driver in the state of Minnesota. I do this so future passengers know what they are getting into. One draw back to this heroic act is I get severely car sick if I am in a vehicle for more than four minutes but still, I keep moving forward. Another hobby of mine is soap carving, I sell miniature sculptures of biblical figures out of soap.

Alexdi Farkins, Beverage Robot

Most people are not familiar with my line of work, and that is because it takes an extreme set of skills to perfect the craft. To be honest my job gets a little lonely, for the most part I sit in a soda vending machine and I am the person who delivers the pop to the costumer. It’s pretty dark and cramped but, I don’t mind. PSA please stop kicking the vending machines, I’m working as fast as I can.