I never saw this coming (#4)

Im like Doom… what the hell are you doing here, and where have you been?! Before I could say another word he pulls out this BFG (Biiiig F*ckin Gun) and just starts spraying and praying. He incinerated my buddy Light, rest his soul, but I managed to dive behind the pilots seat and escape through the hatch in the floor before Doom could get me. Its unfortunate, light probably thinks I died right there with him. Next thing I know Doom Guy was firing up the engine and on his way up. Thats the last I ever saw him. I came to find out a few days later that he had gone into hiding and was planning to overthrow us. But oh well, honestly life isn’t that bad. I turned in my lightsaber and resigned from being a villain. Plus I found this really cute corgi recently. Her name is Iggy and I plan to spend the rest of my journeys with her.