All Too Easy

Palpatine is such a schmuck. “Dark Lord of the Sith” my ass, this dude is as simple-minded as a gnat. All I had to do was tell him he could electrocute and murder anyone he wanted as long as we make it to NASA and hijack a rocket to gtf off this planet. For whatever reason it seems like Doom Guy was a bit more difficult to convince since he’s nowhere to be seen. Whatever, he was a pawn anyway. Once all of the security guards were tazed by that weird lightning sh*t Palpatine has going on, I grabbed the notepad with the pilots’ names and killed them off for a smoother infiltration into the rocket. As easy as stealing an apple from a Shinigami.