The problem

 I was so sure today was going to be the day I was going to get that damn Golden sword. I put all my time into this plan. But of course there was someone going to get the golden sword. You see, when I’m mad I AM MAD. I don’t care what I ruin. I will do anything to destroy whoever is in my way. There is only one problem, the person I have crossed paths with is Gertrude. Gertrude and I don’t have a good history. She is the only threat who has the potential to beat me. She is the most hated criminal not because she is a good criminal but because she is simply stupid. The only thing smart about her is her muscles. She is powerful if she puts her mind to it. That is why she is my top threat. I just have to simply outsmart her. So of course I try to distract her by trash talking her. It is easy to ruin her with words first so it can weaken her a little bit. I notice she is alone so I decide I’ll fight her to let my buddies pass by and potentially grab the sword. Our battle is going back and forth. Until Steve showed up. Of course he shows up. He really tried to talk us into being friends but no, I want that sword.