My head was aching so bad that I couldn’t fight. I thought since my words didn’t work on Gertrude, I thought it would for sure work on Steve. I started to insult him. I wanted him to feel down and weak. Gertrude surprisingly joined me. We just started roasting him. He just took it all and didn’t talk back. He looked hurt and in pain. The plan was going well. Until that rat Gertrude switched up on her plans and joined Steve. I was shocked. This was not how things were supposed to go. I was supposed to get that sword. This wasn’t going to work, so I ran off. The sword was highly secured and I wasn’t going to get chased by two people with a heavy item in my hands. Plus my buddies were nowhere to be found. I was furious. Someone got in my way once again. I later found out that my buddies went to the wrong station. They are idiots. I also found out that Gertrude and Steve fell in love. What losers they are. Now I’m gonna have to come up with a new plan and hopefully those two won’t get in my way again.
The dumb ending
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