Today, evil will meet its maker. As I record this, Flint Radaghast and I are about to bust into the evil lair of the arsonist who has been burning down buildings across the Tri-State Area. And here we go!
Wow, big surprise ladies and gentlemen! It’s Magnus Nimbus, the mayor! Who would have gues–
Hey guys; it’s me, Robin. I’m back. Macix didn’t realize I was in his backseat the whole time. This reveal got me so emotional that I was able to retake my body. I just can’t believe my brother could have committed these atrocities. I am absolutely shocked. But it seems like now that he realizes I am alive again, he is ashamed of what he’s done. He’s just explained his reasoning; I suppose being a garden gnome would make anyone go a little crazy. He’s vowed to be a hero like me, and we’re hugging it out now–
How DARE you try to reclaim your vessel? My work is NOT finished yet! Take THIS, Nimbus! See this, this is your heart! You know what else it is?? Your DINNER!!!
There we go. Now my purpose is fulfilled. Have your lame body back.
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Man I really wish I had postponed my day-drinking to have been fully conscious when I witnessed this battle go down. I don’t even remember shooting the mayor! I even voted for the guy. I guess you never really know someone until they’re the villain in your lifelong awaited adventure.
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