Man, I am the greatest spellboi. I conquered the entire Milky Way with one WINGARDIANLEVIOSAH! Now I’m the President of the Milky Way. It’s not a real position but everybody seems to go along with it. Must be my intimidating hairdo. Oh yeah btw my daughter showed up today. She actually ain’t that bad. She’s pretty like me and she is a total bitch…also like me. Today she helped me score 10 free movie tickets after we whined about the theater being too cold. AHAHAHAHA. God I love feeling the adrenaline flow through my luscious veins. I threatened to sue and she threatened to rip off the manager’s handlebar mustache. It was fun. Gotta say I look good in this stache. I was gonna use her powers to manipulate every civilian on No Name Planet but I guess this ol’ grinch is having those things that normal people have. What are they called? Peelings or something?
i have peelings.
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