Big Daddy

I told Margo that I’m her mother today. It kinda just happened. I didn’t really expect to enjoy spending time with her as much as I am. She seems to have forgotten that I abandoned her baby ass LIKE A BOSS. So that’s cool. Maybe we can start a new life. I guess I should prolly tell her that her real father is Thanos. But I feel like you never come back from learning something like that. Anyways, things have been pretty good. Think I’m gonna bippity boppity boop this planet to desolation maybe. Feeling cute, might delete later YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN. Ahah man I love being me