The Rest is History

Some know me as naturally being manipulative, cunning, or even evil. That’s how I got the name “Sneaky Pawn Boi”. But honestly, I’d say that I’m a pretty lovable person- which is why I don’t understand why people hate me for no apparent reason at all. I have the dramatic/unique hand gestures and words that I believe can move any crowd, but in the end, they all still hate me.

For example, one time I found a rare treasure called the “theet” and was told to take it to the Tri State Portal have it checked out. But some lady cut me off while waiting in line. I convinced her that the Tri State Portal was a time traveling device and she went inside… and was never seen again, not knowing where it leads to. Proving that I’m kind of an asshole. But then I turned around and saw the most evil human ever that did the same thing. It was love at first sight, and the rest is history because this was the only person that hasn’t rejected me.

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