Misery makes me happy

Being an evil being with no remorse, I love to be an asshole. I love to be mean and rude to others because it’s fun. It helps me get through my days. That’s just how I’ve always been. You see as a kid I just felt like the world was so boring. People always talked about the heros. Tha is boring. Why not the villains? They are the masterminds here. That is what inspired me to become one. I want to be talked about. I wanted to be the most evil and hated villain in the world. Yeah my parents aren’t proud of me, but I don’t have to worry about what they think anymore. 😉 thanks hitman. 

Anyways my goal right now is to go after the most prized item. The “theet”. It is an item everyone is going after. I am the one trying to go and prove that I can be talked about. I am important. This town is so boring. I like to take things my own way and be mean to people. It’s my specialty. I love it. People being miserable makes me realize that I am doing my job right. Also why not have a partner in crime? Hopefully I’ll meet my Harley Quinn soon. I’ll just have to keep being an asshole 😉

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