Does Pineapple Belong on Pizza?

Does pineapple belong on pizza? If we’re talking about the fruit all prepared on top of a fresh, steaming hot pizza, then hell nO. Quite frankly, it’s disgusting and I can’t believe that people would ever dream of putting such a horrendous fruit on top of wonderful Italian cuisine. Now if you mean the whole pineapple, uncut, when you ask that question, then yes! I believe it’s an aesthetically pleasing fruit that makes for a wonderful (and organic) centerpiece of the pizza. And I’m all about the aesthetics, being a model and all. 

Final verdict? Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza. I wouldn’t eat it. Your grandmother wouldn’t eat it. Gordon Ramsay sure as hell wouldn’t eat it. So you’d best not eat it either. 

1 thought on “Does Pineapple Belong on Pizza?”

  1. You take that back!! Pineapple is AMAZING on pizza! Especially if you also add chopped liver and chocolate chips! It’s a heavenly experience.

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