Tokyo Drift(ers)

After an entire work week’s worth of anticipation, a group of my buddies decided to meet up at the Imperial Palace around 6pm in the heart of Tokyo. I’ve decided to give you all live updates throughout the night so strap in for debauchery and foolishness.

Included in our endeavor: @ludilittleland @gerannaalger @calencelund

*8pm*

Not really my cup of tea, but I guess the flowers were cool? Not a lot to say, Calence kinda drug us along to “make us more cultured”. Kind of a drag tbh but its whatever

Next is BenFiddich bar on Fureai-Dori Ave. This place is making my wallet and liver cry, but hot damn are these $12 bloodies hitting the spot. It might by the Russian moonshine replacing the vodka but I can feel my findgert losin h conrol on mt ketbiard.

*9fm*

Aight yall, idk where the fuch Calence wenr byt he bettet bting me my FUGKINF MCDONALDS

*9:07fm*

CALCEN IS A HOOOOOOOOOOEEEEE

*9:15im*

Calnge said hes byyin mw mor drinhs so I fotgibe hhym

*10om*

THIS PLABE HAS ROBUTS SERBIMG BOOXE……… Terminator vives????????

*12pm, next day*

Woke up at Calence’s wearing only one shoe and without my jacket. Somehow still have my phone, wallet, and keys. Severely dehydrated with more questions than my last accounting exam. I’m told I was banned from the Imperial Palace.

Same time next week y’all??

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