Ingredients:
A full sleeve of saltine crackers
40 Kraft Singles
1 handful of sliced green olives
1 handful of sliced black olives
Directions:
- Place a saltine on Easy Bake Oven tray
- Rip a kraft single into four pieces, stack them on top of each other, and place on saltine
- Put tray in Easy Bake Oven, wait and think about your sins
- Sprinkle desired amount of sliced green and black olives
- Repeat steps 1-4 until you go mad
- Enjoy (or don’t I’m not going to tell you what to do)

What happens if I have no sins to reflect on? Will past trauma from vague but ghastly experiences work just as well? Asking for a friend
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Past trauma from vague but ghastly experiences is an excellent alternative.
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My Easy Bake Oven was broken, so I used an acetylene torch. The nachos were good but now I don’t have eyebrows.
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