Rodder Culling, Beverage Speculator

My job as a Beverage Speculator consists of investing in beverages, in the hopes to make a profit. I often will buy out all of the beverages at restaurants, and sell them individually to the tables, at a higher price. Because I am so young, I have been pretty successful in my career. Nobody wants to say no to kids selling drinks, look at the success of Lemonade stands. I started out my career on my driveway, selling lemonade when I was three. I am now 8, and buying out all of the high class restaurants beverages in downtown Seattle, and making more than 100k a year.