Ficille Chapkins, Probationary Associate

I am an associate in Paris always being disciplined by my employer because I am in a constant state of probation. Every waking moment is shear pain and torture so it’s a good thing I got a PhD in entrepreneurial mysticism and I know how to create products that help relax the human body. It’s called marijuana. I grow marijuana. I don’t do it for the money. I do it for the good people of this earth.

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