Most of my life is dedicated to my professional taste testing gig, however, when I’m not working I have two very important hobbies that take up most of my time. I am an avid ping pong player and I enjoy being lonely.
As a young boy growing up, I was not an athletic individual. I would prefer to read and watch movies. My passion for ping pong did not exist until I saw the movie Forest Gump. He inspired me that anyone is able to succeed. Ever since July 6th of 1994, the day the movie Forest Gump was released, I have played at-least 10 games of ping pong since. After work, it is a ritual of mine to go to my friend’s house and play an upwards 15-40 games of ping pong. We are both extremely dedicated players and don’t even say so much as a word to each other until we have finished our ping pong tournament extravaganza…which leads me to my next hobby, being lonely.
While I do enjoy my profession and my ping pong, socializing is completely and utterly revolting, in my eyes at-least. I would rather drink a concoction of white vinegar and baking soda. I simply like to be left alone with my own thoughts. These thoughts allow me to compensate for not having any friends. Who needs friends anyway? Not me… Man I love being alone. Being alone and lonely is the freakin’ best.
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